I had a great golf game !! One of my best scores. I guess my technique of visualization beating on idiot's brains really works. It even brought out the idiot chorus, all of them: liars, frauds, and delusionals.
"I am not poor, I just don't have any money"
"I am not a doctor, but I play one on TV"
"I am not religious but I pray anyway"
"I don't preach, I just have to spout my opinion unto others".
"Never mind those facts, I will just make up whatever bs argument I will dream up, I will just confuse them (I hope)"
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA...
What a band of losers !!! pitiful the lot... but hey, it sure helped my golf game, HO HO HO HO HO... great shots, they even sounded good ! [like cracked brain ]
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Of course even Mencken had seen through their stupid argument as well...
"I believe that religion, generally speaking, has been a curse to mankind--that its modest and greatly overestimated services on the ethical side have been more than overcome by the damage it has done to clear and honest thinking."
HA HA HA HA HA HA
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Yes, it is god and his band of morons. [headed by the pope (and equivalent), and his non-religious dupes, who claim we all owe morality to religion, yet suggests foul play by priests, or that he is willing to sleep with a chimpanzee.]
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Yes, of course I am hilarious ! How can I not be, I have the best material in the entire universe. God's vassals have been writing it for years.
Let's take a few samples:
Science 7 ~vs~ god 0
reasonworks.com
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For the sake of argument (and amusement), let’s take a moment and consider some of the inescapable implications of what would be going on here if the McCaughey’s religious beliefs were in fact true. And let’s consider these implications within the context of our present story.
For starters, one has to wonder why a devout Baptist couple like the McCaugheys would be dabbling in this fertility voodoo in the first place. Surely their god was capable of effecting a miraculous conception in Bobbi’s womb, just as he had done with Sarah, the 90 year-old wife of Abraham, and with Mary, the mother of Jesus. Seems to me that if the McCaugheys truly had faith in their god, they would have had tried conceiving the old fashion way -- with a miracle! Going to fertility doctors is hardly an act of faith. Quite the contrary, it seems to me like they had given up on their god.
Why didn’t the McCaughey’s simply play the hand god had dealt them? They certainly were not the first couple in history unable to have children. Surely god, in his infinite wisdom, had some cosmic reason for creating them this way. Christians are quite handy at reading meaning into every conceivable (or inconceivable, as the case may be) life situation. Your best friend get his head ripped off in a car accident? Don’t be bitter. Maybe god was trying to teach you a lesson … like, buckle up. Can’t have kids? Don’t despair. Maybe god wants you to do something else with you life. Perhaps it is simply his will.
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And there is lots more on that URL (real funny stuff, far better than mine)
Oh and by the way... in re to Italians, [remember I am not one, I just use an Italian name] (I am not a doctor I just play one on TV HAHAHAHAHA)
This stuff that "I am not religious but... (fill in the blank)... must be related to their inability to be sure of themselves.... you know, like switching sides in the last two world wars... (it must be to see who beat their arse harder)
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Now, THAT is truly hilarious... HOHOHOHO
And the Mafia.. Oh yes the mafiosi The "honor of a thief" HAHAHAHAHA...
I guess there is always an explanation. Like why is it that the Vatican is in Rome... of course, Mother Nature creates them, and on their own they 'pal' together. Sicily would have been too obvious... HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
What entertainment, the three stooges at their best !! Rather boring on their own, I have to glue them together.
Of course, the three stooges were really six. The three resident ones (Moe, Curly and... Joe), god, the pope, and one of the bishops of the absurd.
No pretty face here:
3-stooges.com
and yes.... something that will warm their hearts quite a bit....
Equivalent to:
"I am not religious but...."
wav-emporium.forsite.net
"I am trying to think, but nothing happens"
HA HA HA HA HA HA
Just like their god, they provide good material to have fun with, otherwise, what bore they are...
Almost in tears by now...
HAHAHAHAHAHA.
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Too bad SI is not what it used to be, I would have a triple nomination for "Thread Morons". (I don't do those these days -- not fun any more).
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