To: X Y Zebra who wrote (8246 ) 7/10/2000 2:42:56 AM From: X Y Zebra Read Replies (1) | Respond to of 9127 "I am not religious but ..." [hee hee hee] I guess I am not alone in the hilarious department... There are better ones. For example, let's take George Carlin:glinx.com (full transcript) WARNING... Aunts, Grandmas and other sensitive people, [such as non-religious, but just as rabid "can't make my mind up-kind-of-guy"], better not click on the link. -- fair warning. <snip>So rather than be just another mindless religious robot, mindlessly and aimlessly and blindly believing that all of this is in the hands of some spooky incompetent father figure who doesn't give a sh*t, I decided to look around for something else to worship. Something I could really count on. And immediately, I thought of the sun. Happened like that. Overnight I became a sun-worshipper. Well, not overnight, you can't see the sun at night. But first thing the next morning, I became a sun-worshipper. Several reasons. First of all, I can see the sun, okay? Unlike some other gods I could mention, I can actually see the sun. I'm big on that. If I can see something, I don't know, it kind of helps the credibility along, you know? So everyday I can see the sun, as it gives me everything I need; heat, light, food, flowers in the park, reflections on the lake, an occasional skin cancer, but hey. At least there are no crucifixions, and we're not setting people on fire simply because they don't agree with us. <snip> ______ "I am not religious but..." <snip>And for those of you who look to The Bible for moral lessons and literary qualities, I might suggest a couple of other stories for you. You might want to look at the Three Little Pigs, that's a good one. Has a nice happy ending, I'm sure you'll like that. Then there's Little Red Riding Hood, although it does have that X-rated part where the Big Bad Wolf actually eats the grandmother. Which I didn't care for, by the way. <snip> He is good !... and neither George, [nor I], are religious... NO BUTS ABOUT IT !!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.