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To: crdesign who wrote (25104)	7/12/2000 10:43:24 AM
From: Clappy	Read Replies (2) \| Respond to of 35685

Then perhaps American Airlines would be interested in buying some new fancy CRDesign bird house seats. ...besides, the room in those seats aren't much bigger than a bird house... ...and these days, the airlines feed you like a bird as well... ...soon instead of oxygen dropping from the upper compartment, it may be a bird feeder... ...I prefer sunflower seeds over those tiny beige ball-like seeds... they get caught in my teeth... ...hmmm, I think I just might make myself a suet cake for lunch... Yummy! Nothing like a thin brick of fat with seeds stuck in it, and put in between two pieces of bread. Where's that jar of Hellmann's... ...I think I pour myself a glass of humming bird drink mixture to chase it down... ...then I'll sit on my open window sill and make a mess of my car hood... -Clappy <The men in the white coats grab the deranged idiot and drag him to the padded van.> <Clappy happily sits inside the large padded panel van, on the swinging perch they installed...> <He continues to stare into the mirror and watch the other identical bird man who is staring back at him...> Pretty bird, pretty bird. Tweet! Clappy wants a cracker! <He asks the driver if he's done reading that newspaper... He then asks him to spread it out on the floor...> <Clappy looks a little nervous as the driver turns his head and looks back at him. It appears that the driver just might have whiskers and a long tail...> Gulp... <Clappy notices the bowl of milk sitting in the drink holder near the drivers seat...> Could this be the cat that got out of Dealer's bag? <The chilling sound of soap opera organ music fills the air...>