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Politics : About that Cuban boy, Elian -- Ignore unavailable to you. Want to Upgrade?


To: TheGodfather (Hijacked) who wrote (8541)7/15/2000 4:22:36 AM
From: X Y Zebra  Read Replies (1) | Respond to of 9127
 
He managed to recruit several investors for a class action suit in the BIDS.COM scandal

Ah ! Impressive. Thanks for telling me, so he is the leader of some flea-"investors"! Now it becomes clearer. I mean who would be stupid enough to invest in fleas like that in the first place ?

Don't answer that, you already did.

I feel sorry you have lost track of your beloved poster, sent him a PM and no doubt he will respond he seems to enjoy being the leader and counselor to... well, you know no need to repeat it.. Seems you have done a fine job in the post you sent to me. One of the finest expressions of imbecility, feel proud, he has taught you well.

Here, I have to insert one of my Mencken that applies to you both:

"All the leaders of groups tend to be frauds. If they were not, it would be impossible for them to retain the allegiance of their dupes..."

Btw, as you know, I had been calling him a fraud for a while, (and that was my own original thought), so as you can see, Mencken and I seem to think along the same lines anyway.

When you contact him, send him my regards.

By the way, tell him that although I don't have a sister, opposite to what he claims and in spite that I have so advised him, he still insists. However, I do have an old and distant cousin of mine, she is the counselor to Lucifer himself [remarkable attorney, btw], she is single and very wealthy indeed.

Perhaps he would be interested in her so he could take her out, who knows, there may be romance in the air.

Both, your leader and her seem to have quite strange tastes, truth is, we in the family have tried all kinds of prospects, problem is, we have always concentrated our search in very high IQ circles. This time we all have agreed to try the Quasimodos of the world. Like you will understand, no doubt.

Indeed SI seems to be a breeding ground for these types, so who knows we may succeed. Her name is Lucrecia von Diesel, and her address is:

Lucy von Diesel,
(AKA The Bitch from Hell),
Counsel to Lucifer Himself,
123 Hellbound Way
Satanville,
Annex The Vatican City.

As for Mencken, well, let me show you an example of why I like him:

You are a stupid little monkey who speaks out against religion yet you quote Mencken religiously. Are you too stupid to form your own opinions? Is Mencken your mentor? Is he your god? You appear to be even more fanatical and blind than those you criticize. If I didn't know you were a guy I would have sworn that you too were contaminated with vaginal bacteria.

Wow ! What a great material your original brain can come up with. I am impressed [at the amount of rubbish you are able to put together in such little space --I shall take note]

I confess I prefer his writings, they are clear, simple and to the point. Most probably, the reason I like to quote him is because we both hate politicians, bishops, bureaucrats and idiots. Like you, no doubt you will understand.

He is like "my bible", you know, religious people understand that sort of thing, they quote it all the time, so I quote him often. I am sure you will understand that too. --Difference is, the bible is quite an aggressive, stale and hellish book. Mencken on the other hand, is refreshing, satirical, makes you laugh, and frankly, he is quite accurate and surprisingly contemporary, in many instances. [as opposed to the "good book"]

Oh and by the way, unlike other morons that have accused me of plagiarism --wrong, if I would claim the material as mine, then I would have to agree, but I always give him credit.

Another brilliant example:

You piece of redigested feta cheese. It is Inchworms like you who deter serious discussions here on SI. You attack those who do not share your racist and bigotted views. Your rude and offensive posts are uncalled for and unwanted here on SI. The only contribution made by Scums like you is to scare off interesting and diverging opinions from posters who do not wish to expose themselves to your insults.

I assume, the above is just a sample of the "serious discussions" that I "scare off" due to "my insults"

Heee heeee heeee

You are funny, have you ever tried comedy club ? You might be a success in the making ! The movie “dumb and dumber” comes to mind. --for you, a sequel would be appropriate.

I have no doubt that our paths will cross in the near future. The only difference is that next time I won't be as kind

Oh my, how I tremble.

However, I am going to disappoint you. If you think I am going to waste my time on you, forget it, I have far better things to do.

But feel free to fire away, I enjoy exposing the likes of you. In this instance, I did not even have to seek you. It seems you have done an extraordinary job of it, congratulations. Then again, idiocy seems to be a Compulsive-Fanatical behavior oops!

Don't forget to visit your shrink he may still be able to help you. --Too bad you will have to be under, yet so more drugs... er medication, sorry. Ask Vince, he knows all about brain shrinkage.

In closing, since you hate my Mencken quoting so much, I thought of obliging you and quote someone else. It applies to you, yet, it is NOT from Mencken:

"I'm all in favor of keeping dangerous weapons out of the hands of fools. Let's start with typewriters. [Keyboards]".

~ Solomon Short

Ciao Mafiosi.