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To: Voltaire who wrote (25481)7/15/2000 3:02:00 PM
From: crdesign  Respond to of 35685
 
Just got this in the mail: Perhaps many of you golfers know of this list.

Reprint

TOP TEN SUGGESTIONS FOR GUYS PLAYING GOLF.....OR TAKING A LEAK IN A PUBLIC BATHROOM.

10. Back straight, knees bent, feet shoulder width apart.
9. Form a loose grip
8. Keep your head down
7. Avoid a quick backswing
6. Quiet please while others are preparing to take their shot.
5. Stay out of the water.
4. Try not to hit anyone. (my favorite)
3. If you are taking too long, please let others go ahead of you.
2. Don't stare while others address their balls.

And the #1 suggestion for guys while playing Golf or taking a leak in a public bathroom........

1. Don't let anyone see you take those extra strokes.

Timster