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To: T L Comiskey who wrote (25860)	7/18/2000 8:07:58 PM
From: Clappy	Respond to of 35685

Tim, That was excellent! Thanks for posting that. -Clappy P.S. How many of you Porchers also took out your calculator program to multiply 111,111,111 x 111,111,111 to see if the answer was correct?

To: T L Comiskey who wrote (25860)	7/18/2000 8:58:13 PM
From: lindelgs	Read Replies (2) \| Respond to of 35685

Thanks Tim - I'm sending that one to my sis - she'll love it. I've got slim-pickins, but here's something... Things that make you go hmmmmmmm..... If you throw a cat out of the car window, does it become kitty litter? If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn Is it OK to use the AM radio after noon? What do chickens think we taste like? What do people in China call their good plates? What do you call a male ladybug? What hair color do they put on the driver's license of a bald man? When dog food is new and improved tasting, who tests it? Why didn't Noah swat those two mosquitoes? Why do they sterilize the needle for lethal injections? Why is it called tourist season if we can't shoot at them? Why do you need a driver's license to buy liquor when you can't drink and drive? Why isn't phonetic spelled the way it sounds? Why are there Interstates in Hawaii? Why are there flotation devices in the seats of planes instead of parachutes? Have you ever imagined a world without hypothetical situations? How does the guy who drives the snowplow get to work? If a firefighter fights fire and a crime fighter fights crime, what does a freedom fighter fight? If they squeeze olives to get olive oil, how do they get baby oil? If a cow laughs, does milk come out of her nose? If you are driving at the speed of light and you turn your headlights on, what happens? Why do they put Braille dots on the keypad of a drive-up ATM? Why is it that when you transport something by car it is called shipment, but when you transport something by ship it's called cargo? Why don't sheep shrink when it rains? What would Geronimo say if he jumped out of an airplane? Why are they called apartments when they are all stuck together? If con is the opposite of pro, is Congress the opposite of progress?

To: T L Comiskey who wrote (25860)	7/18/2000 11:05:49 PM
From: Dalin	Respond to of 35685

Hi TL!! Some answers to your quiz: It's possible to lead a cow upstairs...but not downstairs. .....hence the term "bull" . A duck's quack doesn't echo, and no one knows why. "AFLACK!!" If you put a raisin in a glass of champagne, it will >> >> > keep floating to the top and sinking to the bottom ...I'll be checkin that one out this weekend.....<g> Snails can sleep for 3 years without eating. ..explains why they are so slow.... These straight sections are >usable as >> >> > airstrips in times of war or other emergencies. Luckily, I've never had to use em for an emergency landing, although ......is roadrage war? :0) D.