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To: Earlie who wrote (82477)7/21/2000 6:14:58 AM
From: Don Lloyd  Read Replies (1) | Respond to of 132070
 
Earlie -

[...What is the monthly cost for subscription to Wrongers news service?...]

Its business plan precludes actual specific subscribers due to security concerns over the potential availability of its subscription data to its auditors. Instead, it attempts to harness the growth of the internet by distributing its product using the latest chaotic, random push technology to unwilling, unsuspecting customers. The company believes that the unequaled value of its product is fully compatible with the inability of actual customers to express an actual demand. The company plans to reach its revenue and profit goals by partnering with all of the online payment system providers and harvesting its share of the quantum error fluctuations in said systems. In the case of any shortfalls, the company will compensate its executives in the usual manner by means of stock options, insider trading and kickbacks to and from analysts, investment banks, and politicians.

Regards, Don