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Non-Tech : Save The World Air Inc. (ZERO) -- Ignore unavailable to you. Want to Upgrade?


To: Jeffrey S. Mitchell who wrote (194)7/21/2000 5:24:04 PM
From: Q.  Read Replies (1) | Respond to of 445
 
That desert land will probably grow Kiri super tumbletrees.

Others call them tumbleweeds, but you can get the rights to the term "tumbletrees" if you like.

Here's how to get started in business. Buy some worthless land. Get a shell of a public company from some Vancouver penny stock hucksters. Lease some of your land to it, and let weeds grow there. Put a $150 M asset for intellectual property on your balance sheet. The tumbleweeds are useful for making paper and houses and the like. Compared to sawdust, I suppose. Hire an auditor in Queensland Australia. They drink a beer there that is called XXXX. That's the brand name. In New South Wales they say that's because in Queensland they're too dumb to spell beer. You meet some people at a world ecology conference in Brazil. A race car driver too. You mention them in your brand new website. You get an invention, for free, from an uneducated artist, and you start issuing news releases that it will solve the world's problems. A goose that lays golden eggs or some such thing. Hire a PR agent who you would say is as dimwitted as they come, except that he's good at getting you some cable TV spots, where you hype your stock symbol and make phony claims that you have patents. Send out millions of spam emails. Hype it up on Raging bull. Keep pumping the stock of your "debt-free" company with news releases. Phone up lots of non-managerial employees at large corporations to see if any will talk to you. Hype that up in the news releases.

Fun, fun, fun till the SEC takes the T-Bird away.

double zero on the ZERO thread.