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To: clappyssidekick who wrote (26434)	7/24/2000 4:57:37 PM
From: Clappy	Respond to of 35685

Hi Hon, I see SI finally connected you. Dear Porchers, Let me introduce you to my lovely wife. I'm hoping you all tell her how I speak so highly about her, all the time... (Wink, wink...) Iksnay on the other-in-lawmay okesjay... :^) Just kidding, Pookie Bear. Anyhow, I decided to let my wife have my free membership so that she can partake in the fun as well. Now she will understand why I like your Porchers so much. Luv, Clappy P.S. Could you please tell her how I made so much money this past year. Iksnay on the ashcray in archMay... :^)

To: clappyssidekick who wrote (26434)	7/24/2000 5:03:30 PM
From: abuelita	Respond to of 35685

Hello Clappyssidekick What can we call you for short - that's just too long. I'd like to be the first to welcome you to the Porch and also to say thank you for letting us "borrow" Clappy from time to time. He does make us laugh and God knows, laughter is about the only thing that keeps us sane in this crazy market. Glad you're here. Cheers, Rose

To: clappyssidekick who wrote (26434)	7/24/2000 5:07:50 PM
From: Dealer	Read Replies (3) \| Respond to of 35685

Welcome sidekick, We are so glad you have decided to join us......now there aren't to many rules......We love clappy and we know we gonna love ya too. Clappy can go over the rules with ya. I know you are gonna enjoy being on the porch cause this is where you will find some of the most wonderful folks on the whole internet. We are so blessed. You just grab a rocker and relax I will go get you a glass of lemonade. It sho has been hot here today. If there is any thing any of us can help you with you just call on us. Consider yourself one of the gang which mean you are now a porcher. Something to be real proud of. Again I would like to say "Welcome" and we are mighty proud to have you on board. love, dealer

To: clappyssidekick who wrote (26434)	7/24/2000 5:35:34 PM
From: Sully-	Respond to of 35685

Hi Mrs. Clappy ;-) Welcome to the porch. We porchers understand why you are hopelessly confused. We already know Mr. Clappy real well <ggg> Just funnin' ya. You have a wonderful, thoughtful & very humorous husband & the porch is grateful for claiming him as one of our own. Make yourself at home here & feel free to ask any questions you may have about the market, or any subject for that matter. We'll be glad to confuse you further <gg>. Actually , we have a wonderful collection of highly intelligent folks here who are willing to share their vast wealth of knowledge. So sit back, relax & enjoy the view from Voltaire's porch. cheers, Tim

To: clappyssidekick who wrote (26434)	7/24/2000 7:19:16 PM
From: elpolvo	Read Replies (2) \| Respond to of 35685

mrs. kickerofclappy'sside- 1)the clapper has said so many wonderful things about you and the boys. 2)he is very nice and always a gentleman. 3)he must be a wonderful husband and father. 4)he doesn't spend very much time on the internet. 5)he did NOT PM me and tell me to write this. 6)welcome to the porch. -polvie

To: clappyssidekick who wrote (26434)	7/24/2000 11:11:49 PM
From: IngotWeTrust	Read Replies (2) \| Respond to of 35685

Hello, 'drea Welcome to the porch. I was out by that bush depydawg pointed out and was gone a little longer than I thought<grin> (Dealer: I'll just turn the bucket you offered upside down and besot myself upon it, jist like I do in these here cre'ks.) Now, back to you, Mrs. Clappy...Enquiring porchers gotta know, girl!!! Does Clap on really come a running when you "borrow" his clap on/clap off dealie, or do you have him whistle trained or sump'un else? And you HAVE heard how he's my G&K hero too, right?<VVBG> PS to the rest of the porch...man have I been busy...I'll answer ya'all as soon as I can. ELON doesn't look so hot and I know some of ya'll are feelin' the pain. I'll try hard to get more caught up tomorrow...it's s'posta be pretty hot and the a/c in the rig is looking friendlier than the cold water if you get mah drift! Regards to you ma'am! O/49r

To: clappyssidekick who wrote (26434)	7/25/2000 6:06:32 AM
From: cowgirl-ona-1eyed-horse	Read Replies (3) \| Respond to of 35685

Hey sidekick! You awake yet? I hope you get up early, 'cause me 'n horsegirl and Dealer are usually the only ones rustlin' breakfast 'round here. I'm gonna have some chocolate cake for breakfast, you want some? I've got some fresh Edgefield peaches to put on it- they're good for you, right? Welcome, ya hear? cwogirl

To: clappyssidekick who wrote (26434)	7/25/2000 8:26:18 AM
From: Voltaire	Read Replies (3) \| Respond to of 35685

Morning Clappy's Saddle Mate, just want to welcome you to your worst half's hangout. When Clappy is not around things just don't seem to be the same. I also want to warn you that you will hear many things when you are on the porch and there are a few I would not pay much attention to. So when you hear the following just turn a deaf ear and go get your running mate a beer. 1. We HAVE GOT TO TEST the area of 2900 to 3000 before the NAZ can move consistently upward again. 2. No way we see 5000 on the Naz before the new year. 3. Election years have nothing to do with markets rising. 4. Houses and the Fed never work in concert. 5. There must be a drastic correction in Aug. 6. The Fed would never do anything to get a Democratic nominee elected in November. 7. The two TY ending words Productivity and Liquidity are not as essential as the Phillip's curve in determining the possibility of a rise in inflation. 8. Markets are sanctified sanctums where manipulation exist only in the minds of Clowns. 9. The following stocks have outrageous multiples and can only cost you money. JDSU, NTAP, RMBS, LPTH, RNWK and yes even ELON. 10. Above all avoid anyone that uses any phrase that is in any way linked to the theory " this occurred in the past and therefore it must occur again " and are generally GOLD IS THE FUTURE devotees. 11. Call Writing does not reduce your losses when stocks go down and besides it is for the frightened investor who is only interested in a lousy 7 to 10 per cent per month. 12. The Beano family no longer exists. 13. QCOM will not be $100 by Fall. 14. I never have an opinion on anything. 15. Clappy is not funny. So again, glad to see a spouse show up maybe this bodes well for the Porch and who knows maybe we turn it into a commune and forget all this crap. Voltaire