SI
SI
discoversearch

We've detected that you're using an ad content blocking browser plug-in or feature. Ads provide a critical source of revenue to the continued operation of Silicon Investor.  We ask that you disable ad blocking while on Silicon Investor in the best interests of our community.  If you are not using an ad blocker but are still receiving this message, make sure your browser's tracking protection is set to the 'standard' level.
Pastimes : Clown-Free Zone... sorry, no clowns allowed -- Ignore unavailable to you. Want to Upgrade?


To: MythMan who wrote (7066)7/28/2000 10:47:07 PM
From: eddie r gammon  Read Replies (1) | Respond to of 436258
 
<<I'll take Tony Soprano any day -g- >> HO HO HO them boys play rough :-).



To: MythMan who wrote (7066)7/29/2000 2:43:53 PM
From: NucTrader  Read Replies (1) | Respond to of 436258
 
OT re: Life in Texas. You've probably seen this already, but it is pretty funny (not to mention accurate):
>>Subject: life in Texas
>
> life in Texas
>
> May 30th
>
> Just moved to Texas. Now this is a state that
> knows how to live!!
> Beautiful sunny days and warm balmy evenings. Mountains and
> deserts blended together. What a place! Watched the sunset
>from a park lying on a blanket. It was beautiful. I've finally found my
>home. I love it here.
>
> June 14th
>
> Really heating up. Got to 100 today. Not a problem. Live in an
> air-conditioned home, drive an air-conditioned car. What a
>pleasure to see the sun every day like this. I'm turning into a
> real sun worshipper.
>
> June 30th
>
> Had the backyard landscaped with western plants
> today. Lots of cactus and rocks. What a breeze to maintain. No
>more mowing for me. Another scorcher today, but I love it here.
>
> July 10th
>
> The temperature hasn't been below 100 all week. How do people
>get used to this kind of heat? At least it's a dry heat. Getting used
>to it is taking longer than I expected.
>
>
> July 15th
>
> Fell asleep by the pool. (Got 3rd degree burns over 60% of my
>body.) Missed two days of work, what a dumb thing to do. I learned
>my lesson though: got to respect the ol' sun in a climate like this.
>
> July 20th
>
> I missed Tabby (our cat) sneaking into the car when I left
>this morning. By the time I got out to the hot car for lunch, Tabby
>had swollen up to the size of a shopping bag and exploded all
> over $2,000 worth of leather upholstery. I told the kids she ran
>away. The car now smells like Kibbles and shit. No more pets in
>this heat!
>
>
> July 25th
>
> Dry heat, my ass. Hot is hot!! The home air conditioner is
>on the fritz and AC repairman charged $200 just to drive by and
>tell me he needed to order parts.
>
>
> July 30th
>
> Been sleeping outside by the pool for three nights now.
>$1,500 in damn house payments and we can't even go inside. Why
> did I ever come here?
>
>
> Aug 4th
>
> 115 degrees. Finally got the air-conditioner fixed today. It
>cost $500 and gets the temperature down to about 90. Stupid
>repairman pissed in my pool. I hate this state.
>
>
> Aug 8th
>
> If another wise ass cracks, "Hot enough for you today?",
>I'm going to tear his throat out. Damn heat. By the time I get to
>work the radiator is boiling over, my clothes are soaking wet, and I
> smell like roasted Garfield!!
>
>
> Aug 10th
>
> The weather report might as well be a damn recording: Hot
>and sunny. It's been too hot to live for two months and the
>weatherman says it might really warm up next week. Doesn't it
>ever rain in this barren damn desert? Water rationing has been in
>effect all summer, so $1,700 worth of cactus just dried up and blew
>into the pool. Even acactus can't live in this heat.
>
>
> Aug 14th
>
> Welcome to Hell!!! Temperature got to 123 today. Forgot to
>crack the window and blew the windshield out of the Lincoln. The
>installer came to fix it and said, "Hot enough for you today?" My
>wife had to spend the $1,500 house payment to bail me out of jail.
>
>
> Aug 30th
>
> Worst day of the damn summer. I'm not leaving the house.
>The monsoon rains finally came and all they did is to make it
> muggier than hell. The Lincoln is now floating somewhere in
>Mexico with its new $500 windshield. That does it, we're moving
>back to Massachusetts for some peace and quiet.
>
>
>