To: Clappy who wrote (27001 ) 7/29/2000 9:14:45 AM From: Clappy Read Replies (1) | Respond to of 35685 Here are some more Mark Twain quotes: I love this dude... "Let us so live that when we come to die even the undertaker will be sorry." --Mark Twain Work like you don't need the money. Dance like no one is watching. And love like you've never been hurt. --Mark Twain When in doubt tell the truth. --Mark Twain It usually takes more than three weeks to prepare a good impromptu speech. --Mark Twain The only way to keep your health is to eat what you don't want, drink what you don't like and do what you'd druther not. --Mark Twain We should be careful to get out of an experience only the wisdom that is in it- and stop there; lest we be like the cat that sits down on a hot stove-lid. She will never sit down on a hot stove-lid again---and that is well; but also she will never sit down on a cold one anymore. --Mark Twain When I was fourteen years old, I was amazed at how unintelligent my father was. By the time I turned twenty-one, I was astounded how much he had learned in the last seven years. --Mark Twain I am different from Washington; I have a higher, grander standard of principle. Washington could not lie. I can lie, but I won't. --Mark Twain We can secure other people's approval, if we do right and try hard; but our own is worth a hundred of it. --Mark Twain History, although sometimes made up of the few acts of the great, is more often shaped by the many acts of the small. --Mark Twain Don't go around saying the world owes you a living. The world owes you nothing. It was here first. --Mark Twain Clothes make the man. Naked people have little or no influence on society. --Mark Twain The human race has one really effective weapon, and that is laughter. --Mark Twain Always do right. This will gratify some people and astonish the rest. --Mark Twain Loyalty to petrified opinion never yet broke a chain or freed a human soul. --Mark Twain Courage is resistance to fear, mastery of fear---not absence of fear. --Mark Twain Don't let school interfere with your education. --Mark Twain Its not the size of the dog in the fight, its the size of the fight in the dog. --Mark Twain Warm summer sun, shine kindly here; Warm southern wind, blow softly here; Green sod above, lie light, lie light- Good night, dear heart, good-night, good-night. --Mark Twain