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To: Clappy who wrote (27001)7/29/2000 9:14:45 AM
From: Clappy  Read Replies (1) | Respond to of 35685
 
Here are some more Mark Twain quotes:
I love this dude...

"Let us so live that when we come to die even the undertaker
will be sorry."
--Mark Twain

Work like you don't need the money.
Dance like no one is watching.
And love like you've never been hurt.
--Mark Twain

When in doubt tell the truth.
--Mark Twain

It usually takes more than three weeks to prepare a good
impromptu speech.
--Mark Twain

The only way to keep your health is to eat what you don't
want, drink what you don't like and do what you'd druther
not.
--Mark Twain

We should be careful to get out of an experience only the
wisdom that is in it- and stop there; lest we be like the cat that
sits down on a hot stove-lid. She will never sit down on a hot
stove-lid again---and that is well; but also she will never sit
down on a cold one anymore.
--Mark Twain

When I was fourteen years old, I was amazed at how
unintelligent my father was. By the time I turned twenty-one, I
was astounded how much he had learned in the last seven
years.
--Mark Twain

I am different from Washington; I have a higher, grander
standard of principle. Washington could not lie. I can lie, but I
won't.
--Mark Twain

We can secure other people's approval, if we do right and try
hard; but our own is worth a hundred of it.
--Mark Twain

History, although sometimes made up of the few acts of the
great, is more often shaped by the many acts of the small.
--Mark Twain

Don't go around saying the world owes you a living. The
world owes you nothing. It was here first.
--Mark Twain

Clothes make the man. Naked people have little or no
influence on society.
--Mark Twain

The human race has one really effective weapon, and that is
laughter.
--Mark Twain

Always do right. This will gratify some people and astonish the
rest.
--Mark Twain

Loyalty to petrified opinion never yet broke a chain or freed a
human soul.
--Mark Twain

Courage is resistance to fear, mastery of fear---not absence of
fear.
--Mark Twain

Don't let school interfere with your education.
--Mark Twain

Its not the size of the dog in the fight, its the size of the fight in
the dog.
--Mark Twain

Warm summer sun, shine kindly here;
Warm southern wind, blow softly here;
Green sod above, lie light, lie light-
Good night, dear heart, good-night, good-night.
--Mark Twain



To: Clappy who wrote (27001)7/30/2000 2:04:15 PM
From: sq39  Read Replies (2) | Respond to of 35685
 
TO CLAPTONSGUITAR,
i think you should start a thread yourself a la word ball..
here's one for you.

THE HOLE

The old woman finally caught me
Sneakin' round her cave
Her hair looked just like barbwire
boys
And her smile just like the grave
She asked me could i stay awhile
I said i'd better go
She slid her arm around my neck
And sweetly whispered no

It's cold and dark and lonely here
As soon you'll see
I'm oh so glad you stumbled in
I been cravin' company
I cannot stay too long you know
I left some friends at home
Don't fret about your friends
Down here we're all alone

What about my mother
I can't just leave her there to
mourn
You don't have to think about her
Just forget you were ever born
I'll disappoint my father
You know he worked so hard for
me
If you have to pay your father back
Just send him some misery
I'll miss, I said, a girl I know
I can't just leave her there to pine
She's still got plenty of men to go
I'm sure she'll do just fine
What about my little boy
She said, he's just like you
Let a few short years roll by
He'll end up down here too

Then her pale green eyes began to
glow
She placed her hand on mine
She smiled and said don't worry
You'll get used to me in time
As her cold tongue flickered
toward my throat
I spun myself around
Made a dive for the passageway

Now her eyes were the only light
My fevered brain could see
But I tore myself away from them
And fell down to my knees
I've come too far, I can't get back
I beseeched the gods of men
Fame and fortune just laughed at
me.

A whisper deep within
Embrace the God of love
I lifted my face and through the
tears
I saw light fall from above

I hurled myself into the wall
I ripped and clawed my way
Through the stinkin', clingin' loam
Back to the light of day
I crawled out into the wind again
The sky upon my face
I heard the earth sigh patiently
As it slid back into place

Now I'm back among the ones I
love
I'm loved by them in turn
And it's only on the darkest night
That green eyed memory burns
So walk my friends, in the light of
day
Don't go sneakin' 'round no holes
There just might be something
down there
Wants to gobble up your soul

Townes Van Zandt