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To: Lizzie Tudor who wrote (1132)8/1/2000 1:38:38 AM
From: Bill Harmond  Read Replies (1) | Respond to of 57684
 
I guess the rumors of etailing's demise are premature. :)



To: Lizzie Tudor who wrote (1132)8/1/2000 8:16:58 PM
From: Libbyt  Respond to of 57684
 
Subject: Life in the Bay Area <OT>

You know you're from the Bay Area when ...

1. Your household income is $200K and you can't afford
shoes for the kids.

2. You think anything slower than DSL is barbaric, but
can't get it in your neighborhood.

3. You know what DSL stands for.

4. You think that American food includes sushi, naan,
pho and pad thai.

5. You met your neighbors once.

6. When asked about your commute you answer in time,
not distance.

7. Even though you work 80 hours per week on a
computer, for relaxation you read your email and peruse eBay.

8. You have worked at the same job for a year and
people call you an "old-timer".

9. You have a special drawer devoted to T-shirts with
the company logo.

10. You sign a lease on a studio apartment for
$1800.00 per/month exclaiming "It was a steal".

11. You can name four different programming languages
and you are not a programmer.

12. You remember the names of the three closest cheap
sushi joints, the location of all the Fry's in the area and which
companies your friends work for that are going public in the
next year, but don't know the name of the mayor.

13. Standing in line at Starbucks you wonder why the
employees don't call a head hunter.

14. You work 6 miles from your home and spend two
hours a day commuting and $40 a week on gas.

15. Winter is when your lawn grows too fast and summer
is when it dies.

16. You live on some of the richest farm land in the
world but most of what you eat comes from South America.

17. Your best friend lives across town but you hardly
ever see each other because after your commute you're too pooped to
spend another hour driving to their home.

18. You cringe when you see people in suits at your
office, wondering if someone in management will make you stop wearing
slippers.

19. You plan your vacation so that you don't have to
drive back in commute traffic.

20. You could walk to the market in 45 minutes, but
taking public transit adds another three hours and you still have to
walk 45 minutes.

21. You don't go to sporting events unless you are
given tickets by your employer.

22. You could sell your home and live like a king in
99% of the rest of the world

I thought most of these were funny....and very true! Since you've worked for several Bay Area companies, I knew you could "relate" to this list!

Libbyt