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To: Uncle Frank who wrote (4447)8/1/2000 12:01:24 PM
From: Dr. Id  Respond to of 22706
 
Speaking of "tender moments"...

The firemen finally get a huge fire under control, and Chief Mattea has all of his men accounted for except Olson and Rosolino. After a few minutes' search, the chief looks down an alley, and there's Rosolino, leaning over a trash can. His pants are down to his ankles, and Olson is banging away from behind.

Chief Mattea says, "What the hell is going on?"

Olson says, "Rosolino passed out from smoke inhalation." The chief says, "Smoke inhalation? You're supposed to give him mouth-to-mouth resuscitation!" Olson says, "I did, Chief. That's how this sh*t got started!"