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To: AugustWest who wrote (1568)8/2/2000 1:54:43 PM
From: Magnatizer  Read Replies (1) | Respond to of 3689
 
Have you ever wished you could remember Norm's
greetings on Cheers?
>>
1. "What's shaking Norm?"
"All four cheeks & a couple of chins."
>>
2. "What's new Normie?"
"Terrorists, Sam. They've taken over my stomach and
they're demanding beer."
>>
3. "What would you like Normie?"
"A reason to live. Give me another beer."
>>
4. "What'll you have Normie?"
"Well, I'm in a gambling mood Sammy. I'll take a glass
of whatever comes out of that tap."
"Looks like beer, Norm."
"Call me Mister Lucky."
>>
5. "Hey Norm, how's the world been treating you?"
"Like a baby treats a diaper."
>>
6. "What's the story Mr. Peterson?"
"The Bobsey twins go to the brewery. Let's cut to the
ending."
>>
7. "Hey Mr. Peterson, there's a cold one waiting for
you."
"I know, if she calls, I'm not here."
>>
8. "Beer, Norm?"
"Have I gotten that predictable? Good."
>>
9. "What's going on Mr. Peterson?"
"A flashing sign in my gut that says, 'Insert beer
here.'"
>>
10. "Whatcha up to Norm?"
"My ideal weight if I were eleven feet tall."
>>
11. "How's it going Mr. Peterson?"
"Poor"
"I'm sorry to hear that."
"No, I mean pour."
>>
12. "How's life treating you Norm?"
"Like it caught me sleeping with its wife."
>>
13. "Women. Can't live with 'em....pass the beer
nuts."
>>
14. "What's going down, Normie?"
"My butt cheeks on that bar stool."
>>
15. "Pour you a beer, Mr. Peterson?"
"All right, but stop me at one....make that
one-thirty."
>>
16. "How's it going Mr. Peterson?"
"It's a dog eat dog world, Woody & I'm wearing Milk
Bone underwear."
>>
17. "What's the story Norm?"
"Boy meets beer. Boy drinks beer. Boy meets another
beer."
>>
18. "What's going on Mr. Peterson?"
"The question is what's going in Mr. Peterson? A beer
please, Woody."
>>
19. "Can I pour you a beer Mr. Peterson?"
"A little early isn't it, Woody?"
"For a beer?"
"No, for stupid questions."



To: AugustWest who wrote (1568)8/2/2000 9:20:31 PM
From: jbIII  Read Replies (1) | Respond to of 3689
 
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dammit, some kid was playing in his mom's car, put it into neutral and it rolled down the hill and slammed into the side of my explorer. Kid's ok but not my truck. I'll just bet the last thing he said to his playmate was Here hold my beer LOL