To: AugustWest who wrote (1568 ) 8/2/2000 1:54:43 PM From: Magnatizer Read Replies (1) | Respond to of 3689 Have you ever wished you could remember Norm's greetings on Cheers? >> 1. "What's shaking Norm?" "All four cheeks & a couple of chins." >> 2. "What's new Normie?" "Terrorists, Sam. They've taken over my stomach and they're demanding beer." >> 3. "What would you like Normie?" "A reason to live. Give me another beer." >> 4. "What'll you have Normie?" "Well, I'm in a gambling mood Sammy. I'll take a glass of whatever comes out of that tap." "Looks like beer, Norm." "Call me Mister Lucky." >> 5. "Hey Norm, how's the world been treating you?" "Like a baby treats a diaper." >> 6. "What's the story Mr. Peterson?" "The Bobsey twins go to the brewery. Let's cut to the ending." >> 7. "Hey Mr. Peterson, there's a cold one waiting for you." "I know, if she calls, I'm not here." >> 8. "Beer, Norm?" "Have I gotten that predictable? Good." >> 9. "What's going on Mr. Peterson?" "A flashing sign in my gut that says, 'Insert beer here.'" >> 10. "Whatcha up to Norm?" "My ideal weight if I were eleven feet tall." >> 11. "How's it going Mr. Peterson?" "Poor" "I'm sorry to hear that." "No, I mean pour." >> 12. "How's life treating you Norm?" "Like it caught me sleeping with its wife." >> 13. "Women. Can't live with 'em....pass the beer nuts." >> 14. "What's going down, Normie?" "My butt cheeks on that bar stool." >> 15. "Pour you a beer, Mr. Peterson?" "All right, but stop me at one....make that one-thirty." >> 16. "How's it going Mr. Peterson?" "It's a dog eat dog world, Woody & I'm wearing Milk Bone underwear." >> 17. "What's the story Norm?" "Boy meets beer. Boy drinks beer. Boy meets another beer." >> 18. "What's going on Mr. Peterson?" "The question is what's going in Mr. Peterson? A beer please, Woody." >> 19. "Can I pour you a beer Mr. Peterson?" "A little early isn't it, Woody?" "For a beer?" "No, for stupid questions."