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Pastimes : Let's Talk About Our Feelings!!! -- Ignore unavailable to you. Want to Upgrade?


To: epicure who wrote (84918)8/4/2000 9:21:10 PM
From: James R. Barrett  Read Replies (2) | Respond to of 108807
 
I thought of that too but I was scared to death of being raped in prison. You see, many people have told me that I have a very sexy ass plus the fact I don't have any hair on my chest. These rare qualities would make me the primary sex object in the slammer.

If the convicts had money, and I charged them $100 a hump, then it would be a different story. When my sentence was up I could retire from prison a multi-millionaire and I wouldn't have to go through all that work of writing a book and making a movie.
But alas, convicts don't have any money.

Not to worry though, my mother forgave me when she turned 82.