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To: Rainy_Day_Woman who wrote (9605)	8/23/2000 2:25:59 PM
From: Solon	Read Replies (2) \| Respond to of 12754

In an effort reminiscent of Woodward & Bernstein, one Polish émigré, here in this tourist mecca of Reno, Nevada, has single-handedly broken the back of perhaps the most lucrative operation of this century...and he is not being thanked for it here by Tahoe residents. Druss Drussinsky first became suspicious of the "Peaches and Creme" foot swallowing club, when, during his second visit, he found himself getting drunk and dizzy, after drinking only one bottle of bourbon--stretched out over almost an hour. "It just didn't add up", he explained in a speech made before the press--a scant hour after federal agents had combined with Nevada State Police, and the Man from U.N.C.L.E., and swooped down upon the posh mansion of Sherry Fox--loading up Fox, and 17 girls (including the alleged ringleader of the operation, Peaches Caponi) into Federal wagons for the long trip downtown. "I mean, how do you get impaired after a few ounces of bourbon?", the rotund Druss continued, gesturing his puzzlement skyward with upturned hands. "It just didn't add up". In his speech, Druss told the dramatic story of how he had secreted high-tech spy equipment during a period of several months, during which he made repeated visits to the club. It turned out that there was a shallow pan of warm water under each sofa, in which the girls would soak a soft sponge, and then apply it to the foot of the uncomprehending client. An analysis of the "bourbon" showed it to be adulterated with seconals, vitamin e, coenzyme q10, thorazine, and a host of other mysterious and unpredictable substances. Sherry Fox appeared unperturbed as she paused on the courthouse steps before entering to be arraigned on fraud charges. After a quick hug for the chief of Police, she flashed a dazzling smile at the Press Corps. Sherry was wearing a stunning peach body hugging gown from Vionnet matched by elegant pumps. Peaches sparkled in a sequinned cat suit with a pair of sherry toned modified platforms. Both ladies carried matching clutches. Scant hours after this incredible affair, many here are already questioning the rather flimsy allegations, and wondering if they are not (after all) simply a consequence of sour grapes from a man with ulterior motives. The investigation continues into Druss's history. We will get to the bottom of this said Police Chief, Bama Reb, after Federal agents had returned by plane to their Washington headquarters. "We are finding some significant antisocial proclivities in this man's background. Here in 1971, we have him receiving a ticket while speeding recklessly to the hospital, 40 in a 35; Then he tells the ticketing officer, either: "Have a nice day, Officer" or "Out of my way, Officer" or How you will pay, Screw!". We're trying to decipher these old notes. Significant deterioration and weathering has taken place over the years, which understandably slows down the investigation. Who is this guy, anyway?" He blurted out with a sneer, and a shrug of his shoulders, "Just some bloody nut, that's all!". Sherry Fox looked fresh as a daisy after the judge ordered her sequestered in the local holiday Inn while the investigation into Druss continues. Vatican officials met briefly with the charming and demure Ms Fox in her posh penthouse suite on the 12th floor hotel suite. They have confirmed that a full scale investigation into Druss's Polish background has begun and will be ongoing...