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To: Carolyn who wrote (8252)	8/8/2000 1:41:02 PM
From: Cisco	Respond to of 225578

Breaking news! With talk of the death tax being abolished by presidential front runner George W Bush, Wall Street is seeing a rush on caskets and other mortuary service businesses. "Taxes always keep demand down" said Hon. E. Birch of the Woods institute. "Whenever a tax is lifted, demand goes through the roof, why should death be any different?". Expectations of a run on granite have already tripled its price. Daimler-Chryslers introduction of the PT-Hearse has already surpassed all projections. On the other end of the spectrum, stocks of advanced live support equipment manufacturers have plummeted as have those of elderly long term care facilities.