Just Another Day in the Life of Buffalo Greg
A song about life on the buffalo range we call home!sephus Augustus Muckalin Around
Tune: You Can't Roller Skate in a Buffalo Herd!
Wy u can't roller skate 'n a buffalo herd.
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Greg 'n his pony 'n his big black bird,
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Bin watchin' them fellas' from his perch on the hill,
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They bin bringin' hi tech to his buffalo still.
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His tech done churned to a belly ache,
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made his buffalo chips taste like choklit' cake!
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'said we need sumthin' else to bring in the bread,
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'somthin mos' folks here would not touch dead!
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He was thinkin' up a storm when yonder he spied,
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ponee rider flyin' in on Pie Eyed Clyde!
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'xpress man down in a cloud 'o dust,
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'n to Greg's hand he a letter did thrust.
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'Twas a letter it 'twas from them in the city,
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who wanted a stop to this painful ditty!
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As he tore off the cover of the letter in his hand,
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he read the BIGGEST numbers north the Rio Grande.
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Had he won the buffalo lot ter ree?
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no he'd just been kicked in the other knee!
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Them great big numberes what were they, alas!
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they wuz what he owed for power and gas!
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Then he saw the tunnel at the end of the lite,
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them boyz in the city they got ALL the might.
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They makin' BIG bucks hand over fist,
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While he sit here in a hi tech twist!
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So he cranked up his buffalo powered machine,
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started thinkin' like a confounded contravene!
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Eyes glazed over like he'd lost his mind,
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U til i ties were for men half blind!
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But as he gazed at some fancy charts,
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he fell out 'o love with them hi tech smarts.
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Greg, he mumb ble som' thin' out o're the net,
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they other stocks we ain't heard 'bout yet?
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And on that hot and dusty plain,
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Greg, he turned the herd, gave us hope again!
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But the greatest hope from God we pray,
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That this awful piece will end today!
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He say one last word for his travelin' friends,
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It ain't real bad, it's called DIVIDENDS!
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Gran pappy he'd talk 'bout em day and nite,
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he put 'em in his car and smoke 'em in his pipe!
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Ya hoo, UT TIL LIT TIES....DIV I DINDS !
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Greg, he say, that is how this lesson ends.....
diddle e o, diddle e o, dum! DUMB!!!'bout TIME!!!!!!
To all who shall see these presence, my apologies,
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