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To: GENO who wrote (36963)	8/16/2000 4:07:13 PM
From: GENO	Respond to of 40688

And another one-- while waiting. Geno > > > > >Do You Own A Weed Eater? > > > > >Two rednecks, Bubba and Cooter, decided that they weren't going > > anywhere > > > in > > > > >life and thought they should go to > > > > >college to get ahead. > > > > >Bubba goes in first, and the professor advises him to take math, > > history > > > > >and logic. > > > > > > > > > >"What's logic?" asked Bubba.The professor answered, "Let me give > you > an > > > > >example. Do you own a weed-eater?" > > > > > > > > > >"I sure do," answered the redneck. "Then I can assume, using logic, > > that > > > > >you have a yard," replied the professor. > > > > > > > > > >"That's real good," the redneck responded in awe. The professor > > > continued: > > > > >"Logic will also tell me that since you have > > > > >a yard, you also have a house". > > > > > > > > > >Impressed, the redneck shouted, "AMAZIN'!!!!!" "And since you own a > > > house, > > > > >logic dictates that you have a wife." > > > > >"Betty Mae! This is incredible!" (Bubba is obviously catching on.) > > > > >"Finally, since you have a wife, logically I can assume that you > are > > > > >heterosexual", said the professor. > > > > > > > > > >"You're absolutely right! Why that's the most fascinatin' thing I > ever > > > > >heard of. I can't wait to take this logic > > > > >class." > > > > >Bubba, proud of the new world opening up to him, walked back into > the > > > > >hallway where Cooter is still waiting. > > > > >"So what classes are ya takin?" he asks "Math, history and logic," > > > replies > > > > >Bubba. "What in tarnation is logic?" > > > > >"Let me give you an example. Do ya own a weed-eater?" > > > > > "No" > > > > >"You're queer, ain't ya?" > > > >