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To: elpolvo who wrote (29161)8/16/2000 6:15:55 PM
From: Dealer  Read Replies (1) | Respond to of 35685
 
She was soooooooooooooo blonde, that...(No offense leggs)

(stolen from Mason on the Ask Vendit thread)

....she thought a quarterback was a refund.

....she tried to put M&M's in alphabetical
order.

....she thought Boyz II Men was a day care
center.

....she thought Eartha Kitt was a set of
garden tools.

....she thought General Motors was in the
army.

....she thought Meow Mix was a CD for cats.

...she thought TuPac Shakur was a Jewish
holiday.

....under "education" on her job application,
she put "Hooked On Phonics."

....she tripped over a cordless phone.

....she spent 20 minutes looking at the
orange juice can because it said "concentrate."

....at the bottom of the application where it
says "sign here," she put "Sagittarius."

....she asked for a price check at the Dollar
Store.

....she studied for a blood test.

....when she saw the "NC-17 under 17 not
admitted", she went home and got 16 friends.

...when she missed the 44 bus, she took the
22 bus twice instead.

....when she went to the airport and saw a
sign that said "Airport Left," she turned around
and went home.

....when she heard that 90% of all crimes
occur around the home, she moved.

....she thinks Taco Bell is the Mexican phone
company.