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To: Janice Shell who wrote (630)8/19/2000 9:37:45 PM
From: ISOMAN  Read Replies (1) | Respond to of 1426
 
Maria Goes out with smurfs...

She may have bleached her skin and dyed her hair brown (a trick Michael Jackson taught her) But I see through it all.

Maria B is really Smurfette...

And since she switched to stock touting...er reporting, the Smurfs are off the air.. coincidence? I don't think so...

Another thing...

Why is it, there was a papa Smurf, A Smurfette, but...a whole whack of SMurfs...

How did Smurfette manage to keep the population in check?

Even a 1960s nostalgic would agree that Zero population growth couldn't touch the smurfs...

Or do smurfs have litters?

These are the kinds of questions CNBC needs to address...