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To: Barnabus who wrote (1502)	8/21/2000 12:02:17 AM
From: Barnabus	Read Replies (1) \| Respond to of 2636

TOUPEE His first hairpiece; his first public appearance. "High Jim!" 'sez Mr. Toupee "You know me?" "Yea, Jim" (pause) "You don't recognize me?" "Hmmm, George---is that you? I recognize your voice, and--those eyes look familiar, but that---(voice trails off) "Nose?" "No that" (pause pause) "Go ahead---say it." "Your bad breath smells like wool off of a sheep."