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To: Dealer who wrote (29672)	8/20/2000 7:48:39 AM
From: Clappy	Read Replies (1) \| Respond to of 35685

Mornin' Dudette, In regards to my termaters, where, exactly, do you suggest I "stuff 'em"? <Clappy leave the door wide open for Dealie's quick witted reply...> -Clappy P.S. Can I frickazee them? If so, how exactly does one frickazee something? <Clappy runs off to Alta Vista to discover the wondrous methods of frickazeeing...> <He hopes it requires special tools. He just loves tools...> <Clappy hopes that frickazeeing requires some sort of hammer or wrench.> <The clueless stooge surfs over to the Home Depot Website in search of a 10 oz. ballpeen frickazee hammer...> <While searching he stumbles upon a fancy new flash light. He envisions putting on his shelf next to his other fancy flash lights. Since they are on sale he buys 8 of them.> <Mrs. Clappy hates it when the "king of impulse buying" gets on the net to do some cyber shopping...> <She stares over at the closet full of stuff he "absolutely needed to have". She wonders when he is ever going to assemble that wagon attachment for a tractor mower... And when does he plan to by a tractor mower so he can pull it around...> <Mrs. Clappy plugs in one of the four ShopVacs the nitwit bought during last year's big blow out sale. She begins vacuuming out the cob webs that have formed inside the three plastic Rubbermaid mini storage sheds he bought...> <Clappy walks over to his tool bench and begins playing with his electric Power Door Planer. He then glares over at the wooden garage door...> <Beads of sweat form on Mrs. Clappy's forehead as she begins to get nervous. She can't stand to watch. She walks upstairs and closes the door at the top of the staircase which is now approx. 3 inches too short on the bottom and 4 inches too short at the top...>