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To: Dealer who wrote (30511)8/25/2000 12:20:09 AM
From: Sully-  Read Replies (1) | Respond to of 35685
 
Gee dealie, I thought ya had somethin' reel deep fur me....

Here's a little knee slapper fer U....

SIGNS THAT YOU ARE IN THE 21st CENTURY
You have a list of 15 phone numbers to reach your family of
three.

You chat several times a day with a stranger from South Africa,
but you haven't spoken with your next-door neighbor yet this year.

You didn't give your valentine a card this year, but you posted
one for your e-mail buddies via a web page.

You call your son's beeper to let him know it's time to eat.
He emails you back from his bedroom, "What's for dinner?"

Your grandmother clogs up your e-mail inbox asking you to send
her a JPEG file of your newborn so she can create a screen saver.

You pull up in your own driveway and use your cell phone to see
if anyone is home.

Cleaning up the dining room means getting the fast food bags out
of the back seat of your car.