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To: Mike E. who wrote (480)	8/25/2000 12:23:25 PM
From: Tom Hua	Read Replies (1) \| Respond to of 19633

Did you know the Schitts in San Francisco When someone says, "You don't know Jack Schitt" - Now you'll know the whole story... Jack Schitt was the only son of Owe Schitt and Awe Schitt. Owe Schitt, the fertilizer magnate, married Awe Schitt, who later ran the "Knee Deep Inn", a country motel near Santa Rosa . Jack Schitt eventually married Noe Schitt and they had six children. Sadly their first child Holy Schitt passed away shortly after birth. Next came twin sons Deep Schitt and Dip Schitt. They then had two daughters, Fulla Schitt and Givva Schitt. Their last child, a son, was named Bull. As time went on, Deep Schitt married Dumb Schitt, a highschool drop out from SF. Deep Schitt's twin brother Dip Schitt, married Lotta Schitt, who gave birth to a son, Chicken Schitt. Fulla Schitt and Givva Schitt married the Happens Brothers. The Schitt-Happens children are Dawg Schitt, Byrd Schitt and Hawse Schitt. Bull Schitt recently married a spicy Italian number Pisa Schitt and together they await the birth of their first son Baby Schitt. So next time someone tells you that "you don't know Jack Schitt!!", you can say that not only you know Jack Schitt, but the entire family as well!!!.