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To: Intrepid1 who wrote (4014)8/29/2000 12:13:58 AM
From: Apex  Read Replies (2) | Respond to of 4201
 
...i bet that he must have abused it.

btw, did he sue the manufacturer?

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just for the record, i had to paste the memberless article
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canoe.ca
Wednesday, May 13, 1998

Man's penis severed by vacuum
cleaner

LONG BRANCH, N.J. (AP) -- A 51-year-old man seeking
sexual gratification with a vacuum cleaner nearly bled to death
when the machine cut off more than a centimetre of his penis,
authorities said.
The intoxicated man first told police that someone had stabbed
him in the crotch as he slept, Long Branch public safety director
Louis Napoletano said.
However, officers who responded to the call for help Monday
instead realized the man had hoped to obtain sexual pleasure
from the appliance's suction, Napoletano said.
"But what he didn't realize is that there's a blade in the vacuum
cleaner right under where the hose attaches that pushes the dust
into the collection bag," he said.
When the man, who was not identified by police, turned on the
vacuum cleaner, the blade cut off part of his penis. The victim
told detectives he did not remember the incident.
Doctors at Monmouth Medical Centre were able to stop the
bleeding but were unable to reattach the severed part, Napoletano
said. The man was listed in stable condition Tuesday.