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To: lindelgs who wrote (31241)	8/30/2000 10:17:20 PM
From: lindelgs	Read Replies (2) \| Respond to of 35685

Old is when... Your sweetie says, "Lets go upstairs and make love," and you answer, "Honey, I can't do both!" Your friends compliment you on your new alligator shoes and you're barefoot. A sexy babe catches your fancy and your pacemaker opens the garage door nearest your car. Going bra-less pulls all the wrinkles out of your face. When it takes longer to rest than to get tired. When you are cautioned to slow down by the doctor instead of by the police. "Getting a little action" means you don't need to take any fiber today. "Getting lucky" means you find your car in the parking lot. An "All nighter" means not getting up to pee! and then I've got this one... An elderly couple was on a cruise and it was really stormy. They were standing on the back of the boat watching the moon, When a wave came up and washed the old woman overboard. They searched for days and couldn't find her, So the captain sent the old man back to shore with the promise that he would notify him as soon as they found something. Three weeks went by and finally the old man got a fax from the boat. It read: Sir, sorry to inform you, we found your wife dead at the bottom of the ocean. We hauled her up to the deck and attached to her butt was an oyster and inside it was a pearl worth $50,000..please advise. The old man faxed back: Send me the pearl and re-bait the trap.