To: greedsgd_2000 who wrote (6554 ) 9/6/2000 11:05:24 AM From: Gary M. Reed Read Replies (2) | Respond to of 17683 Your "Worst Ads" list is nearly identical to mine. The first time I saw the couple picking up the stray mangey dog and putting it in the back seat of their $45,000 Range Rover, I said to myself "yeah right." The kid who keeps saying, "me llama es Pedro," uhh...what is the Spanish word for "Spaz child"? And you are 100% correct about the sappy ad about the teacher's live-in boyfriend showing up at OfficeDepot buying school supplies...I instantly reached for my barf bag. If that's not bad enough, while watching college football this weekend, I saw them airing the old E-trade commercials where the old bag SugarMama is telling "Johnny" to rub her bunions...I was eating lunch when it came on, and let me tell you, it was not pretty. Only a matter of time before that commercial starts showing up on CNBC again. My current favorite is the Holiday Inn series of ads with the 37-year-old living at home with his parents ("what does this look like, a HOLIDAY INN?!!"). The one where he tells Mom and Dad he quit his job at the supermarket to start up an internet company was timely and priceless. The Avis ones are pretty funny too (nurse says to patient "no allergies, right?" Patient: "well, uhh, actually I'm allergic to penicillin." Nurse: "ooh, that would've been ugly..." Announcer: "ever get the feeling people just stopped trying?"). They also oughta bring back those mutual fund commercials (can't remember which co.) where the people blew all their money trading stocks...one of them had the husband telling the wife she ought to start mowing lawns, another one had parents renting out their kid's room to the bendo named "Frogger." Those were funny.