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To: charlie mcgeehan who wrote (12712)	9/5/2000 8:09:20 PM
From: bobby is sleepless in seattle	Read Replies (2) \| Respond to of 49816

otBLONDE DEER HUNTERS......... Two blonde hunters were dragging their dead deer back to their car. Another hunter approached pulling his along too. "Hey, I don't want to tell you how to do something ... but I can tell you that it's much easier if you drag the deer in the other direction. Then the antlers won't dig into the ground." After the third hunter left, the two decided to try it. A little while later, one blonde said to the other, "You know, that guy was right. This is a lot easier!" "Yeah," the other added, "but we're getting farther away from the truck...." ------------------------------------------------------------------------- -----

To: charlie mcgeehan who wrote (12712)	9/6/2000 8:48:25 AM
From: JLS	Read Replies (1) \| Respond to of 49816

Back at ya Charlie, 70-year old George went for his annual physical. All of his tests came back with normal results. Dr. Smith said, "George, everything looks great physically. How are you doing mentally and emotionally? Are you at peace with yourself, and do you have a good relationship with God?" George replied, "God and me are tight. He knows I have poor eyesight, so he's fixed it so that when I get up in the middle of the night to go to the bathroom poof the light goes on, when I'm done poof the light goes off." "Wow!" commented Dr. Smith, "That's incredible!" A little later in the day Dr. Smith called George's wife. "Ethel," he said, "George is doing fine. Physically he's great. But, I had to call because I'm in awe of his relationship with God. Is it true that he gets up during the night and poof the light goes on in the bathroom, and then when he is through poof the light goes off?" Ethel exclaimed, "Oh, my God! He's peeing in the refrigerator again!"