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Politics : Should God be replaced? -- Ignore unavailable to you. Want to Upgrade?

To: TigerPaw who wrote (694)	9/5/2000 11:45:37 PM
From: cosmicforce	Respond to of 28931

700 Club grub. This is analogous to "previously owned" cars. When is a donation not a donation? When it's a "social dividend". Good grief! Are we that lame that this is what giving is coming down to? A statement on a quarter report? I can see it now, Shareholders: Our corporate focus has shifted from drug users to vagrants. Alcoholics as a part of standing inventory is down 32% Prostitute productivity is off by another 11% this year following a previous reduction of 8%. This represents better than a 25% reduction in net sexual transactions per client. The CEO has been granted indulgences, which, while no longer issued by the Vatican are traded on various secondary markets. The Vatican series F indulgences are now being listed as assets as per GAAP-2000. These indulgences will vest at 7.5% per quarter when a net decrease in degeneracy is noted. The board of directors is authorized to issue up to 165 million shares of common to underwrite the purchase of secondary market indulgences to keep and retain key personnel.