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To: crdesign who wrote (32242)	9/7/2000 10:02:37 PM
From: crdesign	Read Replies (1) \| Respond to of 35685

<font color=green> WHY DID THE CHICKEN CROSS THE ROAD? PAT BUCHANAN: To steal a job from a decent, hard working American. L.A. POLICE DEPT.: Give us five minutes with the chicken and we'll find out. RICHARD M. NIXON: The chicken did not cross the road. I repeat, the chicken did not cross the road. I do not know any chickens. I have never known any chickens. ERNEST HEMINGWAY: To die. In the rain. MARTIN LUTHER KING, JR.: I envision a world where all chickens will be free to cross roads without having their motives called into question. GRANDPA: In my day, we didn't ask why the chicken crossed the road. Someone told us that the chicken crossed the road, and that was good enough for us. ARISTOTLE: It is the nature of chickens to cross the road. KARL MARX: It was a historical inevitability. SADDAM HUSSEIN: This was an unprovoked act of rebellion, and we were quite justified in dropping 50 tons of nerve gas on it. CAPTAIN JAMES T. KIRK: To boldly go where no chicken has gone before. MACHIAVELLI: The point is that the chicken crossed the road. Who cares why? The end of crossing the road justifies whatever motive there was. FREUD: The fact that you are at all concerned that the chicken crossed the road reveals your underlying insecurity. BILL GATES: I have just released Chicken Coop 99, which will not only cross roads, but will lay eggs, file your important documents, and balance your checkbook and Explorer is an inextricable part of the operating system. EINSTEIN: Did the chicken really cross the road, or did the road move beneath the chicken? BILL CLINTON: I did not cross the road with "THAT" chicken! Sorry gang for all the levity but all these clips came from 1 big e-mail I got today and I thought I should share it with you porch monkeys. Love, Timmy