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To: Dutch who wrote (32332)	9/8/2000 11:14:14 AM
From: Dealer	Respond to of 35685

We need all the Humor today we can get...I guess Clappy is at work....Can't wait till that guy retires. That was GREAT dutch! I take exception to: "A small number of men suffer massive brain cell migration to their groins." I feel that the following is more spot on: :-) "A large number of men suffer massive brain cell migration to their groins." Love all ya guys but.............. dealie

To: Dutch who wrote (32332)	9/8/2000 1:50:04 PM
From: Book Bag	Read Replies (1) \| Respond to of 35685

Porch Joke..... Julie, the blonde, was getting pretty desperate for money. She decided to go to the nicer, richer neighborhoods around town and look for odd jobs as a handy woman. The first house she came to, a man answered the door and told her, "Yeah, I have a job for you. How would you like to paint the porch?" "Sure that sounds great!" said Julie. "Well, how much do you want me to pay you?" asked the man. "Is fifty bucks all right?" Julie asked. "Yeah, great. You'll find the paint and ladders you'll need in the garage." The man went back into his house to his wife who had been listening. "Fifty bucks! Does she know the porch goes all the way around the house?" asked the wife. "Well, she must, she was standing right on it!" her husband replied. About 45 minutes later, Julie knocked on the door. "I'm all finished," she told the surprised homeowner. The man was amazed. "You painted the whole porch?" "Yeah," she replied. "I even had some paint left, so I put on two coats!" The man reached into his wallet to pay her. "Oh, and by the way," said Julie, "that's not a Porch, it's a Ferrari."