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To: Barnabus who wrote (307)	9/9/2000 1:44:12 AM
From: Barnabus	Respond to of 337

True story. At one point during a concert given by Victor BOrge at New York's Lincoln Center, a member of the audience continued laughing long after everyone else had stopped. "Would you be kind enough to laugh with the rest of the audience, please," Borge called out. "If everyone is going to laugh individually, we'll never get out of here.

To: Barnabus who wrote (307)	11/17/2002 12:22:47 PM
From: Karin	Respond to of 337

Dr. Seuss Explains ... If a packet hits a pocket on a socket on a port, and the bus is interrupted at a very last resort, and the access of the memory makes your floppy disk abort, then the socket packet pocket has an error to report. If your cursor finds a menu item followed by a dash, and the double-clicking icon puts your window in the trash, and your data is corrupted cause the index doesn't hash, then your situation's hopeless and your system's gonna crash! If the label on the cable on the table at your house, says the network is connected to the button on your mouse, but your packets want to tunnel to another protocol, that's repeatedly rejected by the printer down the hall, and your screen is all distorted by the side effects of gauss, so your icons in the window are as wavy as a souse; then you may as well reboot and go out with a bang, 'cuz sure as I'm a poet, the sucker's gonna hang! When the copy of your floppy's getting sloppy in the disk, and the macro code instructions cause unnecessary risk, then you'll have to flash the memory and you'll want to RAM your ROM then quickly turn off the computer and be sure to tell your Mum! WELL! That certainly clears things up for ME