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To: bdog who wrote (36914)	9/11/2000 9:10:11 AM
From: Magnatizer	Respond to of 79317

bdoggy LOL, that cOUsiN ShorTy is one funny fella. ;-) ht Mag

To: bdog who wrote (36914)	9/11/2000 9:25:20 AM
From: Doug R	Read Replies (2) \| Respond to of 79317

Bdog, Here's another from the TLC archives: cOUSIN SHORTYS FREE FREE CHICKEN SHEET UNDERVALUED EMAIL TIP SHEET RUMOR NEWSLETTER!!!!!Volume 1 Issue 4 (c)cOUSIN SHORTY Thanks to you all again for your qustions that you axed and here id THE MEXT INSTALLMENT OF THE NEWSLETER FOR YOU TO READ AND ENJOY AND I HOPETHIS HELPS YOU IN YOR QUESST FOR PROPHETS. Readers ax out liquididty and how to find the PERFETSTOCK FOR GOING TO THE MOON BY JUNE!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Discalmer: you have to do due dinginess for you r own self and NOT TRUST A GIANT REPTILE FORM ANTOHER PANLET HA HA HAH AH A!!!!! todays SUJCT IS HOW DO YOU MAKE LIQUIDS WORK IN YOUR FLAVOR AND LIMIT YOU DOWNSIDE RISK TO TEN CENTS AND MAKE MORE MONEY THAT YOU HAVE EVER EVEN DREAMED OF IN A DREAM?????????????????? hEREIS how you figure out liquidity. There are so many shares nit he floating stock lets say form ecample there are 1 billion shares in the float. OK NOW HERE IS THE PART YOU MORONS DONT UNDERSTAND. THAThas nothing to do whit the nujmber of shares that the company can issue because ti is 2 diffrnt things. THE float IS ONLY THE NOMBER OF SHARES THAT HAVE ALREADY BEEN ISSUED AND ARE TRAINING THE OPEN MARKET NOT THE SHARES THAT HAVE NOT BEEN ISSUED YET ARE YOU TRACKING ON ME HERE CAN YOU SEE WHAT TRACK I AM HEADING DOWN TO THE OLD CAMP GREOUDN RIGHT NOW??????????????? OK SO NOW HOW DOES THIS WORK cOUSIN SHORTY SO I CAN MAKE SOME BIG MONEY LIKE A TEN BAGGER YOU AX??????????????? LETS TAKE A REAL EXAMLE FUZZY THINKING STAFF SERVINGS. The TICKER symbol is I cant reemmvmever but anyway you get the idea right? OK shut up. Shut up I amm explaining this shut up. Shut up. SHUT UP I AM TALKING OK. SHUut up. OK> Shut up shut up I am talking here. OK shut up shut shut up STOP AXING QUESTIONS I AM TRYINGING TO EXPLAIN THIS. THIS IS funnierhtatn a monkey in a barrel you wont believe this. OK Fuzzy staffing has one billion shares in the float. BUT THEY CAN ISSUE MORE AT ANY OLD TIME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! AND DYOU DONT KNOW WHEN THEY WLL ISSUE THE SHARES AND HOW THEY WILL GET INTO THE FOLAT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ok HERE IS how it works. First you buy all the shares you can. Buy about 1oo million shares thatwould be about 200 dollars and your downside RISK IS LESS THAT ONEDOLLAR. YOU REMEMBEBER THATFORM THE LAST NEWSLETTER I HOPE UNLESS YOU HAVE BRANE DAMAGE AND YOOU DONT REMEMBER WHICK is OK beaches cOUSIN SHORTY is your friend hand I will do all the math for you . OK SHUT UP!!!!!!! Nowyou have yore shares and you look for the [FILL IN THE NAME OF THE TIP SHEET HERE] TO ARRIVE in your email basket. I say I will buy nmorre of theis stock when it goes down it is at a supporting level and the MARKET MAKERS ARE DOENG THERE SAME OLD SHNENANIGANS AND TRYING TO SHORT THE STOCK SO DONT WORRY EVEYTINGIN IS UNDER MY CONTROL LIKE THE EIMPRORPR IN STAR TRECK. Ha ha ha ha hahhah!!!!!!!!!!!!! The Market makers by more and more and more. MEANWHILE I AM GETTING A LOT MORE SHARES FORM THE SECRET SOURCE THAT YOU DONT NO ABOUT AND DONT EVEN AX I WILL NOT TELL YOU SHUT UP!!!!!!!!!!!!!! You did not no that did you ha ha hah!!!!!!1 Now I have about 20 billion shares in my wallet and I have to get rid of them fast to pass out the money to ALL MY FRIENDS AND YOU KNOW WHO MY FRIENDS ARE RIGHT MY FRIEND S ARE THE PEOPLE THAT MAKE UNSOLICITED DONATIONS TO THE [fill in the name of the tip sheet here]. Who do they buy the sahres frim? HA HA!!!!!!! FROM ME!!!!!!!!!!! Money money nomey all over the place!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Now all the shares are gone and I need more shares to sell!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! WHOW DO YOU DO THAT cOUSIN SHORTY THAT IS REALLY GREAT HOW CAN YOU DO THAT YOU AX??????????????????????? You do a SHARE EXCHANGE!!!!!!!!!!! (not a reverse splti, it is the same really but we call it a sharre exchhavnge!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!) dont worry I know you dont understand that is why I am hee to explaon it to you so SHUT UP SHUT UP and stop axing the dam qustions!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Thjjere are 10 billion shares in the float now since the Margot makers bought all or shares OK ARE YIOU PAYING ATTENTION RIGHT THIS DOWN THIS IS RELLY RELLY GOOD. Share exchange the market makers give me a thousand shares for lets say ten sense. That makes ten dollars RIGHT!!! NOW THE SHARES ARE WORTHE TEN DOLLARS AND NOW THE FOLAT IS NOT 10 BILLION IS ONLY 1 MILLION SHHARES IN THEFLOAT!!!!!!!!!!!!AND EVERY SHARE IS WORTH TEN BUCKS NOT REALLY BUT THAT IS WHAT THEY COST IF YOU ARE JERKOFF MARKET MAKER or a jerkoff broker with a big fancy lexus so you can go screw yourself AND WANT TO BY THEM THAT IS WHAT YOU HAVE TO PAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! OPEN MARKET pay what it is the going price!!!!!!!! NOW HERE IS THE GOOD PRT!!!!!! RMEMBER I told you about the shares that are not issued yet??????? That is right there are another thoushnd billion shares that have NOT BEEN ISSUED!!!!!!!!! AND WHAT DO YOU THINK THOSE SHARES ARE WORHT/////////////// thats right they are worith the same as the new stock!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!. THEY ARE WORTH THE SAME WELL NOT REALLY BUT THAT IS WHAT THEY COST!!!!! YOU DO THE MATH YOU FOOL THIS IS THE BEST LITTLE MONEY MAKER EVER INVENTED SO LISSEN UP AND GET A PEN AND PATER READDY. So I call my OTHER FRIEND that issues the shares and I say HEY BUDDY HEY BUDDY HEY HEY HEY !!!!!!!!! GUESS HWAT TIME IT IS???????? AND HE SAYS ;ha ha ha cOUSIN SHORTY its time to MAKE BIG MONEEY!!!! SO THEN he issues a billion more shares!!!!! Remember that he can issue more shares no matter how many times we do the SHARE EXCHANGE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! IS THIS GOOD OR WHAT????????????// AND IT IS TOTALL;Y LEGAL ALMOST!!!!!!!!!!!!!! HE gives me a million billion more shares, and then the amraket makers by more shares and MO MONEY MO MONEY MO MONEY HA HA HA HA HHAH!!!!!!!!!!! NOW THE MARKET MAKERS OWN ALL THE STOCK AND they have it all tucked away in the closet that is what they do they just by and by and put it all away that is where that came from PUT AWAY THE STOCK!!!!! AND then we just do it again and anagina and over and over. FINALLY we do the FINAL SHARE EXCHANGE!!!!!! THAT IS WHEN WE EXCHANGEALL THE SAREES FOR ONE SHARE OF STOCK!!!!!!!! AND THEN YOU KNOW YOU CALL FOR THE CERTIFICATE AND YOU CANT GET THE SHORTS. Bt here is the beautiful thing about this you are already HOLDING THE CASH FOR THE BIG DIP. YOU HEARD me righet. SHUT UPP SHUT UP shu;t up and I am still talking here so shut up. You blew out of all your stock and now you have cash. How much did you make ayou make about TEN THOUSNAD OR MORE FOR TEN CENTS THAT IS A TEN BAGEl FOR SURE!!!!!!!!!!! ORDER THE PIZZA AND ORDER THE BEER AND ORDER THE NEW LEXUS FROM THAT JACKOFF BROKER THAT TOLD YOU NOT TO DO IT wee wee on him what a woo woo. HA HA HA HAHA !!!!!! And that is HOW YOU MAKE A MILLION WITH A TEN CENT STOCK and have DOWNSIDE RISK OF TEN SENSE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! TILL nest time and see you aat THE GRAY BAR HOTEL!!!!!! HA HA HA !!!!!!!!!!!1 your friend, cOUSIN SHORTY