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To: Gary M. Reed who wrote (6595)9/18/2000 10:56:10 AM
From: Jim S  Read Replies (1) | Respond to of 17683
 
****CNBC NEWS FLASH!!!****

Major announcement from CNBC news: If Bush gets elected, actor Alec Balwin will leave the country!!!

Oh no, oh woe will be on us!!! Think of the MAJOR financial catastrophy this would be for the country!!! The entire economic system will probably collapse unless we can keep every spoiled left-wing actor within the confines of the country. Luckily for us, the Dems in congress passed some laws that will keep his money in the country, but, even so, losing the benefit of his sage wisdom will strike a cruel blow to Democratic money men.

Of less importance, and not worth reporting, is that if Algore is elected, there are several major industries (like tobacco, oil, and guns) that will either be forced to cut back, shut down, or move their operations out of country. Of course, these mere few thousand jobs would be nothing compared to the loss of Alec Baldwin.

jim