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To: Jim Bishop who wrote (63676)	9/15/2000 5:11:24 PM
From: CerealMan	Read Replies (1) \| Respond to of 150070

pop's friday funnies... Two engineering students were walking across campus when one said, "Where did you get such a great bike?" The second engineer replied, "Well, I was walking along yesterday minding my own business when a beautiful woman rode up on this bike. She threw the bike to the ground, took off all her clothes and said, "Take what you want." "The second engineer nodded approvingly, "Good choice; The clothes probably wouldn't have fit"... Q: What do you get when you cross Lassie with a Pitbull?... A: A dog that bites off your leg and then runs for help... A man took his dog to the Vet. He said, "Dr, I think my dog is dead." The Vet told him to put the dog on the table and then left the room. Soon he came back with a cat. The cat sniffed the dog's ears, his nose, and then walked all over him. The Vet said "Yep, your dog is dead. That will be $535 dollars." The man said, "$535 dollars! What for?" The Vet said, "$35 for the office visit and $500 for the cat scan... Two women, both smokers, were waiting at a bus stop, when all of a sudden, it started to rain. One woman pulled out a condom, snipped off the end, put it over her cigarette, and continued smoking. The other one asked what it was, and the lady replied: "Oh, it's a condom. You should be able to get them at most drugstores." The woman went to a drugstore on her lunch break that day and went up to the counter to ask for a pack of condoms. The cashier asked what size she wanted, and the old woman thought for awhile, and then said: "One that will fit a Camel"... and finally... The last four U.S. Presidents are caught in a tornado, and off they spin to OZ. After threatening trials and tribulations, they finally make it to the Emerald City and come before the Great Wizard. "WHAT BRINGS YOU BEFORE THE GREAT WIZARD? WHAT DO YOU WANT?" Jimmy Carter steps forward timidly: "I had a terrible time with Iran, so I've come for some courage." "No problem" says the Wizard, "WHO IS NEXT?" Ronald Reagan steps forward, "Well.. Well.. Well.. I need a brain." "Done," says the Wizard. "Who comes next before the Great Wizard?" Up steps George Bush sadly, "I'm told by the American people that I need a heart." "I've heard it's true," says the Wizard. "Consider it done." Then there is a great silence. Bill Clinton is just standing there, looking around, but doesn't say a word. Irritated, the Wizard finally asks, "WHAT BRINGS YOU TO THE EMERALD CITY?" "Is Dorothy around?"...rotf... enjoy your weekend... pops