To: Dr. Id who wrote (156 ) 9/17/2000 5:29:34 PM From: unclewest Respond to of 414 here is another test you may be able to use with your professional patients. from the wind thread... This test really makes sense: > | > > | > The following short quiz consists of 4 questions and tells whether you are qualified to be a "professional." Scroll down for each answer. The questions are not difficult. > | > > | > 1. How do you put a giraffe into a refrigerator? > | > > | > > | > > | > > | > > | > > | > > | > > | > > | > > | > > | > > | > > | > > | > > | > > | > > | > > | > > | > > | > The correct answer is: > | > Open the refrigerator, put in the giraffe, and close the door. > | > This question tests whether you tend to do simple things in an overly complicated way. > | > > | > 2. How do you put an elephant into a refrigerator? > | > > | > > | > > | > > | > > | > > | > > | > > | > > | > > | > > | > > | > > | > > | > > | > > | > > | > > | > Wrong Answer: > | > Open the refrigerator, put in the elephant, and close the refrigerator. > | > Correct Answer: > | > Open the refrigerator, take out the giraffe, put in the elephant, and close the door. > | > This tests your ability to think through the repercussions of your actions. > | > > | > 3. The Lion King is hosting an animal conference. > | > All the animals attend except one. > | > Which animal does not attend? > | > > | > > | > > | > > | > > | > > | > > | > > | > > | > > | > > | > > | > > | > > | > > | > > | > > | > > | > > | > > | > > | > > | > Correct Answer: > | > The Elephant. > | > The Elephant is in the refrigerator. > | > This tests your memory. > | > > | > > | > OK, even if you did not answer the first three questions, correctly, you still have one more chance to show your abilities. > | > > | > > | > > | > > | > > | > > | > > | > > | > > | > > | > > | > > | > > | > > | > > | > > | > > | > > | > > | > > | > > | > > | > > | > > | > > | > 4. There is a river you must cross. > | > But it is inhabited by crocodiles. > | > How do you manage it? > | > > | > > | > > | > > | > > | > > | > > | > > | > > | > > | > > | > > | > > | > > | > > | > > | > > | > > | > > | > Correct Answer: > | > You swim across. > | > All the Crocodiles are attending the Animal Meeting. > | > This tests whether you learn quickly from your mistakes. > | > > | > According to Andersen Consulting Worldwide, around 90% of the professionals they tested got all questions wrong, but many preschoolers got several correct answers. Anderson Consulting says this conclusively disproves the theory that most professionals have the brains of a four year old.