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To: bonnuss_in_austin who wrote (32826)9/18/2000 2:16:34 PM
From: abuelita  Read Replies (1) | Respond to of 35685
 
Hi Bonster.

Thought maybe you could use a laugh today. I sure do.

A man and a woman are riding next to each other in the first class section of a plane.

The woman sneezes, then takes a tissue and gently wipes it between her legs. The man isn't sure he saw what she did, and decides he is probably hallucinating.

A few minutes pass. The woman sneezes again. She takes a tissue and gently wipes it between her legs. The man is about to go nuts. He can't believe that he's seeing what he's seeing.

A few more minutes pass. The woman sneezes again. She takes a tissue and gently wipes it between her legs yet again.

The man has finally had all he can handle. He turns to the woman and says, "Three times you've sneezed, and three times you've taken a tissue and wiped it between your legs! What kind of signals are you sending me, or are you just trying to drive me crazy?

"The woman replies, Ï am sorry to have disturbed you, sir. I have a rare condition such that when I sneeze, I have an orgasm.

"The man, now feeling badly says, Öh, I'm sorry. What are you taking for it?"

The woman looks at him and says, "Pepper."