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To: AugustWest who wrote (23286)	9/19/2000 8:42:14 AM
From: JakeStraw	Read Replies (1) \| Respond to of 49844

A professor wanted to teach his 5th-grade class a lesson about the evils of liquor, so he conducted an experiment with a glass of water, a glass of whiskey, and two worms. The professor first put a worm in the glass of water. The worm writhed about, happy as it could be. He then put the second worm in the whiskey. It writhed painfully, sank to the bottom, and died. "Now, what lesson can we derive from this experiment?" the professor asked. One bright student responded, "Drink whiskey and you won't get worms."