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To: sandintoes who wrote (10753)	9/19/2000 4:33:12 AM
From: Carolyn	Read Replies (1) \| Respond to of 225578

Velvet Elvis? (LOL)

To: sandintoes who wrote (10753)	9/19/2000 12:05:05 PM
From: KLP	Read Replies (1) \| Respond to of 225578

I just couldn't resist posting this....some of them will brighten your day! Subject: classified ads > FREE YORKSHIRE TERRIER. > > > 8 YEARS OLD. HATEFUL LITTLE DOG. > > > ---------------------------------- > > > FREE PUPPIES: > > > 1/2 COCKER SPANIEL - > > > 1/2 SNEAKY NEIGHBOR'S DOG > > > ------------------------------ > > > FREE PUPPIES...PART GERMAN SHEPHERD > > > - PART STUPID DOG > > > ------------------------------ > > > GERMAN SHEPHERD 85 lbs. > > > NEUTERED. SPEAKS GERMAN. FREE. > > > ------------------------------------- > > > FOUND: DIRTY WHITE DOG. > > > LOOKS LIKE A RAT... > > > BEEN OUT AWHILE.. > > > BETTER BE REWARD. > > > ----------------------------------- > > > 1 MAN, 7 WOMAN HOT TUB -- $850/offer > > > ---------------------------- > > > AMANA WASHER $100. > > > OWNED BY CLEAN BACHELOR WHO > > > SELDOM WASHED. > > > ------------------------------ > > > SNOW BLOWER FOR SALE... > > > ONLY USED ON SNOWY DAYS. > > > ------------------------------- > > > 2 WIRE MESH BUTCHERING GLOVES: > > > 1 5-finger, 1 3-finger, PAIR: $15 > > > ------------------------------ > > > TICKLE ME ELMO, STILL IN BOX, > > > COMES WITH ITS OWN 1988 > > > MUSTANG, 5L, AUTO, > > > EXCELLENT CONDITION $6800 > > > ------------------------------ > > > COWS, CALVES NEVER BRED... > > > ALSO 1 GAY BULL FOR SALE. > > > ----------------------------------- > > > FULL SIZED MATTRESS. > > > 20 YR. WARRANTY. > > > LIKE NEW. SLIGHT URINE SMELL. > > > ----------------------------------- > > > FREE 1 CAN OF PORK & BEANS > > > WITH PURCHASE OF 3 BR 2 BATH HOME. > > > ---------------------------------- > > > FOR SALE: > > > LEE MAJORS (6 MILLION DOLLAR MAN) > > > $50 > > > ----------------------------------- > > > NORDIC TRACK $300 > > > HARDLY USED, CALL CHUBBIE > > > ------------------------------------- > > > BILL'S SEPTIC CLEANING > > > "WE HAUL AMERICAN MADE PRODUCTS" > > > -------------------------------------- > > > SHAKESPEARE'S PIZZA - FREE CHOPSTICKS > > > ------------------------------------- > > > HUMMELS - LARGEST SELECTION EVER > > > "IF IT'S IN STOCK, WE HAVE IT!" > > > ---------------------------------------- > > > HARRISBURG POSTAL EMPLOYEES > > > GUN CLUB > > > ----------------------------------------- > > > GEORGIA PEACHES > > > CALIFORNIA GROWN - 89 cents lb. > > > ------------------------------------------ > > > NICE PARACHUTE: > > > NEVER OPENED - USED ONCE > > > ------------------------------------------- > > > TIRED OF WORKING FOR ONLY > > > $9.75 PER HOUR? WE OFFER PROFIT > > > SHARING AND FLEXIBLE HOURS. > > > STARTING PAY: $7 - $9 PER HOUR. > > > --------------------------------------------- > > > EXERCISE EQUIPMENT: > > > QUEEN SIZE MATTRESS & BOX SPRINGS > > > $175. > > > --------------------------------------------- > > > OUR SOFA SEATS THE WHOLE MOB > > > AND IT'S MADE OF 100% ITALIAN LEATHER. > > > ----------------------------------------------- > > > JOINING NUDIST COLONY! > > > MUST SELL WASHER & DRYER > > > $300. > > > ---------------------------------------------- > > > LAWYER SAYS CLIENT IS NOT THAT GUILTY. > > > --------------------------------------------- > > > ALZHEIMER'S CENTER PREPARES > > > FOR AN AFFAIR TO REMEMBER > > > ------------------------------------------ > > > OPEN HOUSE > > > BODY SHAPERS TONING SALON > > > FREE COFFEE & DONUTS > > > --------------------------------------- > > > FOR SALE BY OWNER > > > Complete set of Encyclopedia Britannica. > > > 45 volumes. > > > Excellent condition. $1,000.00 or best offer. No > > > longer needed. Got married last weekend. > > > Wife knows everything.