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To: Apex who wrote (4034)9/19/2000 6:54:21 PM
From: Savant  Read Replies (1) | Respond to of 4201
 
The successful fisherman.
*** Sam's Explosive Secret

A game warden noticed how a particular fellow named Sam consistently
caught more fish than anyone else. Whereas the other guys would only
catch three or four a day, Sam would come in off the lake with a full
boat. Stringer after stringer was always packed with freshly caught
trout. The curious warden asked Sam his secret. The successful
fisherman invited the game warden to accompany him and observe.

So the next morning the two met at the dock and took off in Sam's
boat. When they got to the middle of the lake, Sam stopped the boat,
and the warden sat back to see how it was done.

Sam's approach was simple. He took out a stick of dynamite, lit it,
and threw it in the air. The explosion rocked the lake with such a
force that dead fish immediately began to surface. Sam took out a net
and started scooping them up.

Well, you can imagine the reaction of the game warden. When he
recovered from the shock of it all, he began yelling at Sam. "You
can't do this!I'll put you in jail, buddy! You will be paying every
fine there is in the book!"

Sam, meanwhile, set his net down and took out another stick of
dynamite. He lit it and tossed it in the lap of the game warden with
these words, "Are you going to sit there all day complaining, or are
you going to fish?"