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To: Carolyn who wrote (10797)9/20/2000 11:48:18 AM
From: Carolyn  Respond to of 225578
 
Where is everyone?



To: Carolyn who wrote (10797)9/20/2000 11:52:24 AM
From: sandintoes  Read Replies (1) | Respond to of 225578
 
Little Earl sent me this and ask me to explain it to him!

You know you are "Trailer Trash" when....

* The Halloween pumpkin on your front porch has more teeth than your spouse.

*You let your 12-year-old daughter smoke at the dinner table in front of her kids.

* You've been married three times and still have the same in-laws.

* You think a woman who is "out of your league" bowls on a different night.

* Jack Daniels makes your list of "Most Admired People."

* Anyone in your family ever died right after saying, "Hey, watch this".

* Your Junior/Senior Prom had a Daycare.

* You think the last words to The Star Spangled Banner are,
"Gentlemen, start your engines."

* You lit a match in the bathroom and your house exploded right off its wheels.

* The bluebook value of your truck changes depending on how much gas is in it.

* You have to go outside to get something out of the fridge.

* One of your kids was born on a pool table.

* You have flowers planted in a bathroom fixture in your front yard.

* You can't get married to your sweetheart because there's a law against it.

* You dated one of your parents' current spouses in high school.

* You think loading the dishwasher means getting your wife drunk.