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To: Mannie who wrote (2709)	9/21/2000 12:37:37 AM
From: piscatologist	Respond to of 65232

A woman takes a lover during the day, while her husband is at work. Her 9 year old son comes home unexpectedly, so she puts him in the closet and shuts the door. Her husband also comes home, so she puts her lover in the closet with the little boy. Little boy: "Dark in here." Lover: "Yes, it is." Little Boy: "I have a baseball." Lover: "That's nice." Little boy: "Want to buy it?" Lover: "No, thanks." Little boy: "My dad's outside." Lover: "OK, how much?" Little boy: "$25.00" In the next few weeks, it happens again that the boy and the lover are in the closet. Little boy: "Dark in here." Lover: "Yes, it is." Little boy: "I have a baseball mitt." Lover: "How much?" Little boy: "$75.00." Lover: "Fine." His father asks him about the missing ball and the mitt. The boy says, I sold them." "How much did you sell them for?" "$100.00." The father says, "That's terrible to overcharge your friends like that. That's way more than those two things cost. I'm going to take you to church and make you confess." They go to church and the father makes the little boy sit in the confessional booth and he closes the door. The boy says, "Dark in here." The priest says, "Don't start that shit again."