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Politics : Al Gore vs George Bush: the moderate's perspective -- Ignore unavailable to you. Want to Upgrade?


To: pezz who wrote (891)9/25/2000 9:00:29 PM
From: Hawkmoon  Respond to of 10042
 
Pretty clever pezz...

Btw, where have you been?? Figured you were off verifying caribou herd increases on the North Slope...

Btw, did you hear about that?? Seems that Caribou really like people (namely oil drillers) and don't mind hanging out and calving near us......

On the other hand, it seems that Artic Wolves are VERY frightened of man, thus they stay away from us.....

Which means that they stay away from the Caribou as well...

Would that be classified under "symbiotic relationship".. The Caribou need oil drillers in order to prosper, and oil drillers need caribou so they can prosper against the EPA...

Kinda ironic, don't ya think?



To: pezz who wrote (891)9/26/2000 7:52:03 AM
From: long-gone  Read Replies (1) | Respond to of 10042
 
OT

The last four U.S. Presidents are caught in a tornado, and off they spin
to OZ. After threatening trials and tribulations, they finally make it to
the Emerald City and come before the Great Wizard.

"WHAT BRINGS YOU BEFORE THE GREAT AND POWERFUL WIZARD OF OZ?
WHAT DO YOU WANT?"

Jimmy Carter steps forward timidly: "I had a terrible time with Iran, so
I've come for some courage."
"NO PROBLEM!" says the Wizard, "WHO IS NEXT?"

Ronald Reagan steps forward, "Well..,Well.., Well.., I ... think I need a
brain".
"DONE" says the Wizard. "WHO COMES NEXT BEFORE THE GREAT AND POWERFUL OZ?"

Up steps George Bush sadly, "I'm told by the American people that I need a
heart."
"I'VE HEARD ITS TRUE." says the Wizard.
"CONSIDER IT DONE."

Then there is a great silence in the hall. Bill Clinton is just standing
there, looking around, but doesn't say a word.
Irritated, the Wizard finally asks, "WHAT BRINGS YOU TO THE EMERALD CITY?"

"Is Dorothy around?"