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To: FaultLine who wrote (173)	9/28/2000 9:56:36 PM
From: sand wedge	Read Replies (1) \| Respond to of 414

<<--fl@say,anyoneseencuflately?.com >> He's on the loose somewhere on the eastern seaboard. His Qphone ever present. csw@wishhe'dgetajob.com

To: FaultLine who wrote (173)	9/29/2000 7:17:37 AM
From: unclewest	Read Replies (1) \| Respond to of 414

fl@say,anyoneseencuflately?.com he wondered up A1A and was in St Augustine yesterday...heading for Ga and SC to attend a summit with V. can san jose handle a redneck convert?

To: FaultLine who wrote (173)	9/29/2000 2:08:23 PM
From: Jacob Snyder	Read Replies (1) \| Respond to of 414

re: short-term timing service: Thank you for helping the advertise my new service. Currently, I offer to predict the following day's closing price on Qualcomm. As soon as we can hire enough monkeys, we'll be expanding service to the entire Nasdaq 100. Details of the offer: At 3 a.m. every morning, I wake the monkeys up, feed them a breakfast of Twinkies and vodka, then put them in a dark room, and sit them on a barstool. On the walls of the room are pieces of paper, marked UP2, DOWN3, etc. We hand the monkey a dart, spin the barstool around, and leave the room quickly. A video-camera records which piece of paper the dart hits. This data will be emailed to you before the market opens. Cost of the service is 5000$/month. We guarantee the accuracy of our results, to within two standard deviations of the mean. Accuracy: So far, our predictions have, on average, been accurate to within 0.527$. The fine print: The above statistic is derived from a sample size of 1. The standard deviation is 21.928$. As we rapidly build-out our service, we need venture capital. If you'd like to get in on the ground floor, email me (attn: Mr. Market) at: JS@manicdepressivewithnolongtermmemory.com