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To: lindao who wrote (65596)	9/29/2000 5:10:55 PM
From: Joe Copia	Respond to of 150070

Domestic balls will be larger and harder than foreign balls. Ball removal procedures differ depending upon the manufacturer of the mouse. Foreign balls can be replaced using the pop-off method. Domestic balls are replaced by using the twist-off method. Mouse balls are not usually static sensitive. However, excessive handling can result in sudden discharge I think I have 1 foreign and 1 domestic ball. hmmmmmmm.

To: lindao who wrote (65596)	9/29/2000 5:14:13 PM
From: Joe Copia	Respond to of 150070

now that is a "friday funny". Thanx!!!!

To: lindao who wrote (65596)	9/29/2000 5:53:04 PM
From: bree123	Read Replies (1) \| Respond to of 150070

ROFLMAO!!!!

To: lindao who wrote (65596)	9/29/2000 9:26:28 PM
From: asker2	Respond to of 150070

Great Friday Funnies!!!....just one more short one... A guy walks into a bar, sits down, and orders a beer... As he sips his beer, he hears classical music coming from a cardboard box at the end of the bar... His curiosity gets the best of him and he slides off of his bar stool and strolls over and peeks into the box... To his amazement, he sees a man only one foot tall, dressed in a tuxedo, seated at a tiny grand piano, and playing beautifully... He says to the bartender, "where did you get this guy?" The bartender says, "well, I was cleaning up this morning and I found this strange looking bottle that somebody left on a table last night...I must have rubbed it 'cause this genie appeared and said that I had one wish and that's where he came from..." The guy says, "sure, sure, now where did he really come from?" The bartender says, "hey, the bottle is out back in the trash go see for yourself." So, the guy goes out back and sure enough there is this weird looking bottle in the trash. He takes it out and rubs it and, just as the bartender said, a genie appeared and told him he could have one wish.... The guy thinks for a minute and says, "I want a million bucks right here, right now!" "Done," the genie replied and instantly disappears.... Suddenly the man finds himself surrounded by a million quacking ducks! "No, no, I said bucks, not ducks."... But the genie is already gone.... As he walks back into the bar the bartender says... "you didn't get what you asked for did you?..." "No," the man answered, "how did you know that?" The bartender replied, "do you really think that I wished for a 12" pianist?"