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To: microhoogle! who wrote (41858)10/3/2000 9:04:21 AM
From: Frank Griffin  Respond to of 769670
 
"How to be a good Democrat"

1. You have to believe the AIDS virus is spread by a
lack of federal
funding.
2. You have to believe that the same teacher who can't
teach 4th
graders how to read is somehow qualified to teach
those same kids
about sex.
3. You have to believe that guns in the hands of
law-abiding
Americans are more of a threat, than U.S. nuclear
weapons
technology, in the hands of Chinese communists.
4. You have to believe that there was no art before
Federal
funding.
5. You have to believe that global temperatures are
less affected
by cyclical, documented changes in the earth's
climate, and more
affected by yuppies driving SUVs.
6. You have to believe that gender roles are
artificial but being
homosexual is natural.
7. You have to be against capital punishment but
support abortion
on demand.
8. You have to believe that businesses create
oppression and
governments create prosperity.
9. You have to believe that hunters don't care about
nature, but
activists who've never worked or lived in the forests
they are
pretending to protect.
10. You have to believe that self-esteem is more
important than
actually doing something to earn it.
11. You have to believe the military, not corrupt
politicians, start
wars.
12. You have to believe the NRA is bad, because it
supports
certain parts of the Constitution, while the ACLU is
good, because
it supports certain parts of the Constitution.
13. You have to believe that taxes are too low, but
ATM fees are
too high.
14. You have to believe that Margaret Sanger and
Gloria Steinmen
are more important to American history than Thomas
Jefferson,
General Robert E. Lee or Thomas Edison.
15. You have to believe that standardized tests are
racist, but
racial quotas and set-asides aren't.
16. You have to believe Hillary Clinton is really a
lady.
17. You have to believe that the only reason socialism
hasn't
worked anywhere it's been tried, is because the right
people
haven't been in charge.
18. You have to believe conservatives telling the
truth belong in jail,
but a liar and sex offender belongs in the White
House.
19. You have to believe that homosexual parades
displaying drag,
transvestites and bestiality should be
constitutionally protected and
manger scenes at Christmas should be illegal.
20. You have to believe that illegal Democratic party
funding by the
Chinese is somehow in the best interest of the United
States.

Hope this is of value to you. *s*