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To: Dutch who wrote (5331)	10/3/2000 6:50:12 PM
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Some humor from krifle on the GMGC Investor's Club..... Sorry for ALL CAPS :-\| HOW DO CRAZY PEOPLE GO THROUGH THE FOREST? THEY TAKE THE PSYCHO PATH. WHAT DO YOU CALL CHEESE THAT ISN'T YOURS? NACHO CHEESE. WHAT DO YOU CALL SANTA'S HELPERS? SUBORDINATE CLAUSES. WHAT DO YOU CALL FOUR BULL FIGHTERS IN QUICKSAND? QUATRO SINKO. WHAT DO YOU GET FROM A PAMPERED COW? SPOILED MILK. WHAT DO YOU GET WHEN YOU CROSS A SNOWMAN WITH A VAMPIRE? FROSTBITE. WHAT HAS FOUR LEGS, IS BIG, GREEN, FUZZY, AND IF IT FELL OUT OF A TREE WOULD KILL YOU? A POOL TABLE. WHAT IS A ZEBRA? 26 SIZES LARGER THAN AN "A" BRA. WHAT LIES AT THE BOTTOM OF THE OCEAN AND TWITCHES? A NERVOUS WRECK. WHAT'S THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN AN ORAL THERMOMETER AND A RECTAL THERMOMETER? THE TASTE. WHAT'S THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN ROAST BEEF AND PEA SOUP? ANYONE CAN ROAST BEEF. WHERE DO YOU FIND A NO LEGGED DOG? RIGHT WHERE YOU LEFT HIM. WHERE DO YOU GET VIRGIN WOOL FROM? UGLY SHEEP. WHY ARE THERE SO MANY JOHNSONS IN THE PHONE BOOK? THEY ALL HAVE PHONES. WHY DO BAGPIPERS WALK WHEN THEY PLAY? THEY'RE TRYING TO GET AWAY FROM THE NOISE. WHY DO GORILLAS HAVE BIG NOSTRILS? BECAUSE THEY HAVE BIG FINGERS. messages.clubs.yahoo.com Ö¿Ö