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To: lawdog who wrote (42084)	10/3/2000 8:18:06 PM
From: Frank Griffin	Respond to of 769670

Ray dies and finds himself before the pearly gates of > > Heaven. St. Peter tells him that he cannot enter yet because > > he cheated on his income taxes. The only way he might get > > into heaven would be to sleep with a dumb, ugly woman > > for the next five years and enjoy it. > > > > Ray decides that this is a small price to pay for an > > eternity in heaven. So, off he goes with this woman, > > pretending to be happy. As he walks along, he sees his friend > > Marcus up ahead-with an even uglier woman. When he asks > > what's going on, Marcus replies "I cheated on my income > > taxes and scammed the government out of a lot of money." > > They both shake their heads in understanding and figure that they > > might as well hang out together to help pass the time. > > > > Now Marcus, Ray, and their two ugly women are walking > > along, minding their own business when they see someone who > > looks like their old friend Russell up ahead. This man is with an > > absolutely gorgeous woman. > > > > Stunned, Marcus and Ray approach the man and discover it > > is their friend Russell. They ask him how it is he's with this > > unbelievable goddess, while they're stuck with these god-awful > > women. Russell replies, "I have no idea, but I'm definitely not > > complaining. This has been absolutely the best time of my life, > > and I have five years of the best sex any man could hope to look > > forward to. There is only one thing that I can't seem to understand. > > Every time we finish having sex, she rolls over and > > murmurs to herself, "Damn income taxes!" >