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To: Jim Bishop who wrote (66609)	10/6/2000 5:21:11 PM
From: SSP	Read Replies (1) \| Respond to of 150070

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To: Jim Bishop who wrote (66609)	10/6/2000 5:32:38 PM
From: CerealMan	Read Replies (1) \| Respond to of 150070

friday's funnies... > > Ratio of an igloo's circumference to its diameter: Eskimo Pi > > > > 2000 pounds of Chinese soup: Won ton > > > > 1 millionth of a mouthwash: 1 microscope > > > > Time between slipping on a peel and smacking the pavement: 1bananosecond > > > > Weight an evangelist carries with God: 1 billigram > > > > Time it takes to sail 220 yards at 1 nautical mile per hour: Knot-furlong > > > > 365.25 days of drinking low-calorie beer because it's less filling: 1 lite > > year > > > > 16.5 feet in the Twilight Zone: 1 Rod Serling > > > > Half of a large intestine: 1 semicolon > > > > 1000 aches: 1 kilohurtz > > > > Basic unit of laryngitis: 1 hoarsepower > > > > Shortest distance between two jokes: A straight line. (Think about it for > > a moment) > > > > 453.6 graham crackers: 1 pound cake > > > > 1 million microphones: 1 megaphone > > > > 1 million bicycles: 2 megacycles > > > > 2000 mockingbirds: two kilo mockingbirds (work on it....) > > > > 10 cards: 1 decacards > > > > 1 kilogram of falling figs: 1 Fig Newton > > > > 1000 cubic centimeters of wet socks: 1 literhosen > > > > 1 millionth of a fish: 1 microfiche > > > > 1 trillion pins: 1 terrapin > > > > 10 rations: 1 decoration > > > > 100 rations: 1 C-ration > > > > 2 monograms: 1 diagram > > > > 8 nickels: 2 paradigms > > > > 3 statute miles of intravenous surgical tubing at Yale University > > Hospital: 1 I.V. League > > > > 100 Senators: Not 1 decision some george calin's lines... 1. Don't sweat the petty things and don't pet the sweaty things. 2. One tequila, two tequila, three tequila, floor. 3. Atheism is a non-prophet organization. 4. If man evolved from monkeys and apes, why do we still have monkeys and apes? 5. The main reason Santa is so jolly is because he knows where all the bad girls live. 6. I went to a bookstore and asked the saleswoman, "Where's the self-help section?" She said if she told me, it would defeat the purpose. 7. Could it be that all those trick-or-treaters wearing sheets aren't going as ghosts but as mattresses? 8. If a mute swears, does his mother wash his hands with soap? 9. If a man is standing in the middle of the forest speaking and there is no woman around to hear him - is he still wrong? 10. If someone with multiple personalities threatens to kill himself, is it considered a hostage situation? 11. Is there another word for synonym? 12. Isn't it a bit unnerving that doctors call what they do practice? 13. Where do forest rangers go to "get away from it all?" 14. What do you do when you see an endangered animal eating an endangered plant? and finally... 15. If a parsley farmer is sued, can they garnish his wages? i'd like to wish all my canadian friends a safe and happy thanksgiving holiday weekend... pops